[After the Simpsons receive a large idol head of Xtapolapocetl, the Olmec god of war, as a reward from Burns]
The moral of this story is a good deed is its own reward.
Hey, we got a reward. The head is cool!
Well then...I guess the moral is no good deed goes unrewarded.
Wait a minute! If I hadn't written that nasty letter, we wouldn't have gotten anything!
Well...then I guess the moral is the squeaky wheel gets the grease.
Perhaps there is no moral to this story.
Exactly! It's just a bunch of stuff that happened.
But it certainly was a memorable few days.
Amen to that!
[The family laughs]
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