[As the family hook up the VCR]
Gross, the remote has a cord on it!
My first remote. Coincidentally, the same time I got fat.
“Flanders' Ladder” · Season 29
In this episode: Homer Simpson (3), Bart Simpson (3), Nelson Muntz (1)
[Nelson and his gang confront Homer, wearing Ghostface masks and armed with T-shirt cannons]
Maude Flanders says hello.
[cheerfully] Hello!
[They fire T-shirts at him, knocking him down]
Let's move! [they leave]
MFMaude Flanders' Ghost
Thank you, Bart. I'm finally at peace. [starts to float away]
You know Ned remarried?
MFMaude Flanders' Ghost
He WHAT?!
Dad!
[turns red in anger] Why you little... [angrily strangles Bart] life-saving, heaven can waiting!
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