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The Simpsons · Season 24

“Gorgeous Grampa” quotes from The Simpsons

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“Gorgeous Grampa” · Season 24

In this episode: Homer Simpson (2), Lisa Simpson (2), Bart Simpson (1), Grampa Simpson (1), Montgomery Burns (1)

[as Homer changes channels, sees "Swamp Huffers"] Um...

(sees "American Tattoo Burner-Offers) oh!

(sees "Autopsy Wars") Ugh!

(sees "Coackroach Tervention") Eek!

(sees "Wheelchair Thieves of Beverly Hills") Yikes!

(sees "Porn Hoarders") Oh.

(sees "One Big Happy Hobo Taxidermy Family") Ew.

(sees "Roadkill Cook-Off") Ugh.

(sees "Everglades Gay Wedding Chapel") Well...

(sees "Cough Syrup Bandit) ew!

(sees "American Junk Piercers") Ah!

(sees "Skunk People") Dad!

(sees "Tiny Horses, Tiny Glue Factory") Nope!

(sees "Toddlers and Tarantulas", screams)

(sees "Meth Boss") Whoa.

(sees "Crocodile Matchmaker") Seriously?

(sees "Porn Hoarders: Texas", shrieks)

[to Lisa] Your father wasted his life his whole life being married to your mother and having you. We got to find him a boyfriend before it's too late.

Why don't you put a personal ad on the Internet? That's how young people date these days.

It's weird that you don't consider yourself a young person.

I know. It's weird to me too.

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