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The Simpsons · Season 24

Bart and Homer in “Homer Goes to Prep School”

Bart

Dad, what would you do if you got my ear in the mail?

Homer

I don't know; feed it to the dog.

Bart

You'd have to wrap cheese around it.

Homer

Don't you tell me how to feed you to the dog!

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