[about Flanders] I think he's trying to get Dad into Heaven.
Great, more Hell for me!
“The Greatest Story Ever D'ohed” · Season 21
In this episode: Homer Simpson (2), Bart Simpson (2), Lisa Simpson (2), Krusty the Clown (1)
I am trying to save myself from going to Hell.
Jews don't believe in Hell.
No Hell! Thank you, kid, you made my day.[heads over to the Gaza Strip Club]
I am the Messiah, come to save the world! Look upon me and shudder!
I already do that.
[In Homer's vision, he sees the characters from VeggieTales. Homer starts to cry.]
LCLarry the Cucumber
You have been chosen, Homer.
Chosen to be what, oh mighty Gerkin!?
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