Grab your scripts, people. We open in twenty minutes. Break a leg! [to a passing man] I said break a leg! [the man takes a hammer and hits the knee of his right leg, which cracks] For God's sake, man, it's a figure of speech! You're fired. [the man hobbles offscreen]
“American History X-cellent” · Season 21
In this episode: Montgomery Burns (2), Bart Simpson (1), Lisa Simpson (1)
I am so glad I'm not your kid.
Well I'm so glad I'm not your mom.
You should be. If I was in your tummy, I'd poo in your throat.
Eww, eww, eww! I'll never get that image out of my head!
Yeah, the war's over and the future won. The past never had a chance man.
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