Credit card offer, overdue bill, credit card offer, overdue bill. Huh? What's this? [opens a envelope] What the--?! [angry] You're a month behind on homework?!
I tried really hard to stop you from finding out. Does that help?
[still angry] A LITTLE!
“Postcards from the Wedge” · Season 21
In this episode: Bart Simpson (5), Homer Simpson (3), Marge Simpson (2), Lisa Simpson (2)
[watching a Pokémon-like show on TV] Wow, how does this show stay so fresh?
[angrily enters Bart's room] Hey! You're supposed to be doing your homework! No more TV for you! [tries to take the TV off Bart's desk but fails miserably, so he grabs a pen and scribbles on the screen] Until your homework is done, the only place your butt is safe from my foot is in that chair. [leaves]
Oh.
[sneaking in] It's okay, Bart. Just do a couple vocabulary words, then come have some milk and cookies.
But Dad said I had to finish my--
Never mind what he said. You just listen to me. [leaves]
You would mess up Mom and Dad's marriage just to get out of doing some homework?
Hey, hey! I would end all life on this planet just to get out of doing fractions!
Fractions aren't that hard. You just have to find a common denominator. For example, one half plus one third equals three--
END! ALL! LIFE! ON! THIS! PLANET! [makes explosion noise and leaves]
You'll need to know fractions to make that explosion!
[from offscreen] I don't care!
[Lisa rolls her eyes]
You are now officially a sociopath.
Hey, at least I'm on a path.
[At home, Homer and Marge are furious with Bart for destroying Springfield Elementary School]
Mister, you are grounded.
And no TV.
And I'm taking all the exciting colors out of your crayons.
And when you're out of my sight, you must constantly Twitter me exactly what you're up to! Even though I don't know what Twitter is and have no desire to find out!
Ah, you guys are the meanest parents ever. [he hugs Homer and Marge] Thank you.
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