You would mess up Mom and Dad's marriage just to get out of doing some homework?
Hey, hey! I would end all life on this planet just to get out of doing fractions!
Fractions aren't that hard. You just have to find a common denominator. For example, one half plus one third equals three--
END! ALL! LIFE! ON! THIS! PLANET! [makes explosion noise and leaves]
You'll need to know fractions to make that explosion!
[from offscreen] I don't care!
[Lisa rolls her eyes]
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