“Crook and Ladder” · Season 18
In this episode: Homer Simpson (3), Bart Simpson (2), Kent Brockman (1), Apu Nahasapeemapetilon (1)
Okay, here's the solution. I want you kids to lock the bedroom from the outside so I can't get out and perpetrate my nocturnal mischief.
Why don't you just stop taking the pills, you hothead?
Because I'm filled with stress! [smacks Bart on the back of his head and moans] I've got three kids and no money. Why can't I have no kids and three money?!
[monotonous] Zombie kill!
Not kill, play!
[sullen] Zombie file grievance.
[furious] You horribly injured the fire department!
What are you, a travel agent? Because you're sending me on a guilt trip.
While our brave firemen recuperate, Springfield is a town without a fire department -- which is bad news for people like this man. [camera pans out to show man trapped in a burning house] Sir! How does it feel knowing that no one is coming to save you?
Not as bad as knowing that somewhere gays are marrying each other! That's the real emergency, Kent.
Apu is dead! He has been reincarnated as this cat.
[Homer and Moe gasp]
Ha! You have just been Apu'd!
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