While our brave firemen recuperate, Springfield is a town without a fire department -- which is bad news for people like this man. [camera pans out to show man trapped in a burning house] Sir! How does it feel knowing that no one is coming to save you?
MMan
Not as bad as knowing that somewhere gays are marrying each other! That's the real emergency, Kent.
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