“Homer and Ned's Hail Mary Pass” · Season 16
In this episode: Homer Simpson (2), Marge Simpson (1), Ned Flanders (1), Comic Book Guy (1)
Ugh, this whole place is disgusting.
I agree. [turns around] Hey, aren't you the crazy cat woman?
Yes I am, but thanks to this psycho-active medication, I enjoy brief moments of lucidity.
Those are just Reese's Pieces.
[Crazy Cat Lady abruptly resumes her normal behavior, screaming gibberish and hurling cats]
The Internet wasn't created for mockery. It was supposed to help researchers at different universities share data sets. It was.
I'm the worst thing to happen to sports since Fox.
My name is Jeff Albertson, but everybody calls me "Comic Book Guy".
Well I'll just call you friend. Here's your tape, friend.
[We see Pac-Man & Ms. Pac-Man at the Super Bowl getting married]
I now pronounce you Pac-Man and wife.
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