This is horrible! What if Dad reads it ("The Harpooned Heart")?
It's too long; he won't read it.
Well, what if it gets made into a movie?
It's too sappy; he won't see it.
Well, what if they do a parody about it on MADtv?
[gasps] We're doomed!
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