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“Three Gays of the Condo” · Season 14
In this episode: Homer Simpson (3), Marge Simpson (2), Bart Simpson (1), Lisa Simpson (1)
Mom, I know Dad cares about you, but his feelings are really hurt. Why don't you just say you're sorry?
Lisa, marriage is a beautiful thing, but it's also a constant battle for moral superiority. So I can't apologize.
Couldn't you just say you're sorry and not mean it? I do it all the time: I don't think I ever meant it.
Bart, that's not right.
Sorry, Mom... See? It's that easy.
What a well kept street, and there sure are a lot of gay bookstores for a straight neighborhood. Bet these guys never had any kids.
I'm sorry I'm late. The velvet mafia made me a margarita I couldn't refuse.
Goodbye, Homer! I try to save our marriage and you just get drunk and spend the night with your homosexual boyfriends! [greeting each person on her way down the stairs] Reverend Lovejoy, Mrs. Lovejoy, Principal Skinner, Duffman.
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