Lisa, Marge and others in “Three Gays of the Condo”

Lisa

Mom, I know Dad cares about you, but his feelings are really hurt. Why don't you just say you're sorry?

Marge

Lisa, marriage is a beautiful thing, but it's also a constant battle for moral superiority. So I can't apologize.

Bart

Couldn't you just say you're sorry and not mean it? I do it all the time: I don't think I ever meant it.

Marge

Bart, that's not right.

Bart

Sorry, Mom... See? It's that easy.