“I'm sorry I'm late. The velvet mafia made...” – Homer, The Simpsons ... TV Quotes Database

I'm sorry I'm late. The velvet mafia made me a margarita I couldn't refuse.

Goodbye, Homer! I try to save our marriage and you just get drunk and spend the night with your homosexual boyfriends! [greeting each person on her way down the stairs] Reverend Lovejoy, Mrs. Lovejoy, Principal Skinner, Duffman.

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