[Homer sees Lenny and Carl are fighting one another with carbon rods, ala Star Wars]
I say Phantom Menace sucked more!
I say Attack of the Clones sucked more!
“C.E. D'oh” · Season 14
In this episode: Homer Simpson (2), Mr. Burns (1), Lenny Leonard (1), Carl Carlson (1)
All my life I've had one dream: to achieve my many goals.
[after getting thrown out of the striptease class] Aw, nobody loves Oily Homer.
[Homer tricks Mr. Burns into selling him the power plant, and then fires him]
So the caterpillar has emerged from its cocoon as a shark, with a gun for a mouth.
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