Well, if Bart can be 'El Barto'...
["El Homo" is painted on a wall]
HLHomosexual Latino
Oh, if only I had your courage, sénor.
Thanks [realizes what he just did] Ahh! Oh, God! [Paints frantically to cover it up]
Dad, you're getting paint all over your wedding ring.
Oh, right. Here, hold it. [Hands the ring to Lisa]
Dad, this is a Band-Aid wrapped in tin foil.
[Ashamed] My real ring's inside a turtle.
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