Cool, a lie detector.
[Bart puts on the lie detector and a results sheet prints out as he speaks]
Lisa is a dork. Lisa is a dork.
Dad, make him stop.
[Homer looks at the results sheet]
Hmm... According to this, he's telling the truth.
“Papa's Got a Brand New Badge” · Season 13
In this episode: Homer Simpson (2), Bart Simpson (1), Lisa Simpson (1), Fit-Fat Tony (1)
Do you sell hats?
WBWooly Bully Store Clerk
Yeah.
To people?
WBWooly Bully Store Clerk
Maybe.
People with heads?
WBWooly Bully Store Clerk
Sometimes...
[an unseen shooter begins firing at the mobsters outside the Simpsons' house]
Johnny Tightlips, can you see the shooter?
JTJohnny Tightlips
I see a lot of things...
You know, you could be a little more helpful.
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