Cool, a lie detector.
[Bart puts on the lie detector and a results sheet prints out as he speaks]
Lisa is a dork. Lisa is a dork.
Dad, make him stop.
[Homer looks at the results sheet]
Hmm... According to this, he's telling the truth.
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