“Tales from the Public Domain” · Season 13
In this episode: Bart Simpson (1), Marge Simpson (1), Lisa Simpson (1), Disco Stu (1)
Okay, it has been 20 years and you suitors have been very patient.
We've been beyond patient.
We came here when Helen of Troy was hot. Now, look at her.
Helen of Troy (Agnes) a la Phyllis Diller: This is the face that launched a thousand ships... the other way! A-ha-ha-ha-ha!
[gasps] What happened Dad? They didn't really burn her, did they?
[hastily grabs the book from Homer] Of course not, honey. "Just then, Sir Lancelot rode up on a white horse and saved Joan of Arc. They got married and lived in a space ship. The end."
[Tears out the page and begins eating it]
Well, it's easier to chew than that Bambi video.
Disco Stu has ouzo for two-zo.
I'll leave you guys alone.
Disco Stu (pointing to Bart): Disco Stu was talking to you.
(Bart shudders in disgust)
Now I should warn you, a lot of our plays have a tendency to make people blurt out certain secrets.
[nervous] Oh boy...
Ah-ha! Methinks the play's the thing, wherein I'll catch the conscience of the king!
Catch my conscience- what?
You're not supposed to hear me, that's a soliloquy.
Okay, then I'll do a soliloquy too. [Clears throat] Note to self; kill that kid.
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