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The Simpsons · Season 13

Penelope (Marge), Suitor 1 (Sideshow Mel) and others in “Tales from the Public Domain”

PPenelope (Marge)

Okay, it has been 20 years and you suitors have been very patient.

S1Suitor 1 (Sideshow Mel)

We've been beyond patient.

S2Suitor 2 (Krusty)

We came here when Helen of Troy was hot. Now, look at her.

Helen of Troy (Agnes) a la Phyllis Diller: This is the face that launched a thousand ships... the other way! A-ha-ha-ha-ha!

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