(Monologue at a party)
Damn that Pennybags. Between him and Scrooge McDuck all the best ankle is taken.
“A Hunka Hunka Burns in Love” · Season 13
In this episode: Mr. Burns (3), Homer Simpson (1), Kent Brockman (1), Snake Jailbird (1)
I don't understand. She was my young sexy fiance and he was my sexually virile best friend and they just drove off in my Bugatti Sexarossa.
Well, according to our audience insta-poll, 46% say "You're too old", and 37% say "She's a skank!".
(At Snake's hideout)
Wow, who do you have to kill to get a place like this?
I think his name was "Gustafsson."
14 dollars and 10,11,12 cents. There you go.
CDChinese delivery boy
You know, sir, tipping is customary.
Oh, sorry, me no speaky Chinee!
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