Mr. Burns and Kent Brockman in “A Hunka Hunka Burns in Love”

Mr. Burns

I don't understand. She was my young sexy fiance and he was my sexually virile best friend and they just drove off in my Bugatti Sexarossa.

Kent Brockman

Well, according to our audience insta-poll, 46% say "You're too old", and 37% say "She's a skank!".