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The Simpsons · Season 11

Bart and Homer in “Kill the Alligator and Run”

[Bart gets paid three dollars for delivering Homer's mail]

Hey, this isn't real. This is printed by the Montana Militia.

[threateningly] It'll be real soon enough!

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