[Stephen Hawking and Homer go for beers at Moe's]
SHStephen Hawking
Your theory of a donut-shaped universe is intriguing, Homer. I may have to steal it.
Wow. I can't believe someone I never heard of is hanging out with a guy like me.
MMoe
All right, it's closing time. Who's payin' the tab?
[imitating Hawking's voice] I am.
SHStephen Hawking
I didn't say that.
[still imitating Hawking] Yes, I did. [Hawking hits Homer in the face with the boxing glove from his wheelchair] D'oh.
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