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The Simpsons · Season 10

Homer and Old Clerk in “Maximum Homerdrive”

Homer

Oh yeah, I need something that will keep me awake, alert and restless all night long.

OCOld Clerk

Well Congress is racing back to Washington to outlaw these. [Pulls out a bottle labeled Stimu-crank]

Homer

Sold! [Takes pills and eats them all]

OCOld Clerk

You can't take that many pep pills at once!

Homer

Don't worry. I'll balance it out with a bottle of sleeping pills.

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