“Homer to the Max” · Season 10
In this episode: Marge Simpson (2), Homer Simpson (1), Bart Simpson (1), Lisa Simpson (1), Mr. Burns (1)
[Homer sings to the tune of Goldfinger.]
Max Power
He's the man whose name you'd love to touch
But you musn't touch
His name sounds good in your ear
But when you say it, you musn't fear
Cause his name can't be said
By anyone--
[Mr. Burns walks in.]
Ah, Max Power! How's every little thing?
You remembered my name!
Well, who could forget the name of a magnetic individual like you? Keep up the good work, Max!
Mr. Power.
Yes, Mr. Power.
But I fell in love with Homer Simpson. I don't wanna snuggle with Max Power.
Nobody snuggles with Max Power - you strap yourself in and feel the G's! [performs a hip gyration]
Oh, Lord!
And it doesn't stop in the bedroom. Oh no! I'm taking charge! Kids, there's three ways to do things. The right way, the wrong way, and the Max Power way.
Isn't that the wrong way?
Yeah, but faster! [walks into a cactus] D'oh!
We should really put that in the corner.
Awww, this is the worst party ever.
Remember that New Year's Eve party at Lenny's? He didn't even have a clock.
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