[Homer is telling Lisa a bedtime story]
...and then the handsome prince realized he had to go to the bathroom really bad, but the evil ogre, Barney, had left the men's room in the most wicked condition! So the prince went out back to the enchanted alley--
That's not a fairy tale; it's something that happened to you at Moe's!
Sssh. Anyway, the prince passed out for a hundred years, until he was awakened by the kiss of a noble raccoon.
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