Look at these low, low prices on famous brand-name electronics!
Don't be a sap, Dad. These are just crappy knock-offs!
Pfft! I know a genuine Panaphonics when I see one. And look, there's Magnetbox and Sorny.
“Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield” · Season 7
In this episode: Homer Simpson (4), Mr. Burns (2), Bart Simpson (1), Waylon Smithers (1)
[Homer has taken up golf as a hobby and is practicing hitting golf balls into the commodes in the men's room at the nuclear plant, which is clandestinely being observed by Mr. Burns and Smithers on their surveillance cameras.]
Smithers, who is that lavatory linksman?
Homer Simpson, sir. From Sector 7-G.
Simpson, eh? Well, invite him to the country club. I believe I finally may have a challenge in golf. I have not lost a game since I let Richard Nixon win during his beleaguered second term.
That was very thoughtful of you, sir.
Oh, he just looked so forlorn, Smithers, with his [imitating Nixon] "Ohhh, I can't go to prison, Monty. They'll eat me alive!" [normal voice] Say, I wonder if this Homer Nixon is of any relation?
Unlikely sir, as they spell and pronounce their names differently.
But Marge... valets! For once maybe someone will call me "sir" without adding "You're making a scene."
Use an open faced club. A sand wedge.
Mmm, open faced club sandwich.
[Homer is putting the wrong score on his card]
TKTom Kite
Hey the point of cheating at golf is to lower your score.
[After making a great shot]
TKTom Kite
Great shot Homer.
You really think so?
TTom
Yeah. Now all you need is your own set of clubs. And stay the hell out of my locker! You can keep the shoes.
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