[Homer runs into the delivery room after Marge has gone into labor]
Marge! Marge, where's the baby?!
[pointing to Marge's belly] Right where you left it!
Shut up!
[stands up and stares down Homer] Hey listen, fat boy!
[furious] NO, YOU LISTEN! This is my wife, and this is my kid, and I'm paying for this delivery, so if you wanna stay, you'd better show me some respect!
Homer, does this mean...?
Starting tomorrow, I'm a nuclear technician!
[horrified] Good God!
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