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The Simpsons · Season 3

Homer and Marge in “I Married Marge”

[Marge is doing some accounting]

[enters with his latest purchase] Marge, look at this! A baby monitor! [into the monitor] Baby to Marge. Baby to Marge. Waa! Waa! Over.

Homer, I don't know how we can afford all these things on your salary.

[looks out the window and sees the Power Plant] Hey, why don't I apply at the Nuclear Power Plant. I hear they pay pretty well!

I don't know. I heard radiation can make you sterile.

Pfft. Now you tell me!

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