[Looking at Van Bro's paintings] Where in the Bible does St. Schlong visit Our Lady of the D-cup?
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
LLem
They killed these Armenians looking for our money train cash.
This means they still think it was an inside job.
What happens when they run out of feet and realize it was an outside job?
There's only four people who know we took that money, and they're all sitting right here. Stick to the plan.
I hope you got something for a headache. [Throws warrant in his face] Cause I'm it.
LLem
It's a regular Rite-Aid in here Lonzo.
LLonzo
My lawyer's gonna read dis warrant. If there is even an apostrophe missing... POOF!
Why don't you roll the dice on a 20-year stretch, see how good we spellchecked. Or can get your ass on the phone with Garza, and tell him you got new shipments of Asian-Coke you're selling at deep discounts. POOF!
Besides, we're still going to need somebody to mow our lawns after this race war is over.
[fights with the hooker and puts a gun to her mouth.] Take it. [The hooker opens her mouth and "takes" the gun.] Don't worry about Smooth. He's my bitch. That makes you my bottom bitch. YOU GOT THAT?!
He says it was entrapment.
Did you see his bag? Bondage is more like it.
This is a guy who raped a woman, didn't leave a single hair fiber. No. Not only have I been chasing the wrong guy, I caught him.
I talked to the hooker who got jumped. She's willing to build a case against her pimp.
I talked to her too, she's a liar!
Then she should fit right in on your team!
I was trying something new. Trying a, you know, curveball to my fastball.
Don't tell me you played "bad cop."
Well, you weren't up there to stop me.
I know you could handle this.
Ninety percent of the time, yes. Ten percent, there's a connection. Well, it's like you...
Please, don't say, I complete you. Go up there and give it one more shot.
JJuan
[to Aceveda] You ever suck a dick like a prison bitch?
What kinda contraband?
Drugs, cig`s, cock-rings, weapons of mass destruction. Who knows what?
Oops! Next time I won't knock so hard. Put your clothes on, walk out the door and change your taste in men.
That one's a natural undercover cum guzzler.
I heard that, bitch.
You got me on salami patrol? Why not one of these guys?
Not gay enough.
Trish will fill you in on operational details.
Just for the record, I have no problem working with the decoy squad. But we don't work for them.
That's right... you work for me.
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