You wanted me to hurt you.
AArmadillo
Every scar is a victory. This is just my biggest.
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I've got a team member in the Burn Unit, the guy who did it out on the street and you think now is a good time to screw with my family.
I think Armadillo went to your house looking for you Vic. Lucky your wife and kids didn't end up in the Burn Ward.
My family's off limits.
You tell that to Armadillo.
I'm telling you!
LLem
[bumping his head on a cross] Jesus Christ. [Looking at Jesus's face on cross] God damnit! I didn't mean that.
Wagenbach?
Yeah. Hi, I'm Dutch...
You're two hours late.
What? At Sunset detectives start at 9.
You start here at 7.
Yes sir. I didn't realize...
You're lucky there's a desk left.
That's by the kitchen and the women's restroom. Is there anything else?
There was at 7.
[Talking about pulling pranks on Dutch]
GGannon
I keep hiding his chair on him.
You're starting already?
GGannon
Every house needs a rube.
And you're anointing this guy?
A transsexual or a cross-dresser?
LJLong John
Is there a difference?
Yeah, a pretty big one.
[sees Claudette staring at him] Yeah?
Just reading the newspaper. Have you?
Lakers cut it pretty close last night.
They're not the only ones.
LLannie
This is a federal case, they had every right to know.
You blew our covert entry, put each one of my men in danger you sanctimonious little bitch.
LLannie
I'll be sure to include that quote in my report.
Include whatever you'd like. And tell those amateurs you got following me they might as well take the rest of the day off!
LLem
[about Ronnie's skin graft] They took the skin from his ass!
Left cheek and upper-thigh
Oh, these jokes are just writing themselves.
The law only allows us so much latitude. These guys have rights too. I'm a cop. I have to honor that.
WWilliam
Well I'm not a cop.
That's true. Just the father looking out for his son. [William runs across the street] You check this guy for a weapon?
Yeah, patted him down.
Good, this guy is just looking for his kid. So let's be ready. [watches William pound on the door and punch the guy inside] Oh, that's a felony in progress...
[An Armenian gangster gets into a traffic accident and confronts the other driver.]
MMan
Now calm down, there's no problem here.
AArmenian
No problem for YOU! I just bought this car, you drive a piece of sheeeit!
Hey, let's remember where this Armenian money's coming from. Prostitution, drugs, robberies-- and the rest of this cash is just gonna finance more of the same. They didn't earn it, I don't feel bad about taking it.
What were you thinking?
Hey where I come from, when a guy's lady jams him up, his buddies go have a talk with her.
Not in the middle of the night, Jethro.
LLem
What the hell they talking about?
Like I speak European Hick.
If my tone sounds superior, it's because I'm American and you're Greek!
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