DKDiro Kesakhian
Please, this is a holy place
Jesus can kiss my ass.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
[to Shane] We don't need you dragging us into yet another Vendrell shitpile special.
Now, you can come on your own, or I can drag you through your friend's blood.
RRezian
My people won't let you get away with this.
You don't have people. Kesakhian junior's in charge now, so your crew ain't happening. So if you keep causing trouble, she'll suffocate you on your own gonads.
You're not even gonna give me a fair shot?
You threw away your fair shot by taking so many crooked ones.
You were, uh, tried and acquitted for the crime.
EEmilio
And you can't arrest me now 'cause I'm protected by final jeopardy.
I'll be back, all right--putting in my required hours, mandatory paper work. But as far as effort goes, I don't know what's between zero and the city mandate minimum, but from now on, let's call that the Billings.
Can't we just call it business as usual?
Are you okay?
MMara
What was that?
[hears Jackson crying] Hold on. Hey, buddy, everything's fine. Look, I'm sorry.
MMara
A wash cloth in my mouth?
Vic would never do anything to hurt us.
MMara
He tied me up, and beat the shit out of you. Oh, what is that, the good-neighbor policy?
Oh, here it is.
[reads Billings's note] "Lorena Francisco. All right, great rack?" Well, this sounds like your notes.
She said she was with Hector the night of the murder, and I do recall she had great tits.
Hey, Dutch. Do you have a minute?
Um, let me go first. What happened last night--we were both vulnerable, and a little lonely. One time thing between good friends. No reason for us to get all uncomfortable.
There's a guy here, says he killed his wife.
Oh, uh, okay. Well, I better--I better get on that. Wouldn't want him to kill anybody else's wife.
ACAsst. Chief Phillips
We've already notified Homeland Security. They'll be taking over from here.
So while the men from U.N.C.L.E. are cruising down Alvarado looking for Osama, I'll be sweatin' some good, old-fashioned, trash-talking American dipshit!
The Feds are gonna be here in a minute. Once they get here, I can't help you.
JJamal
Oh, white people get shot, and it's a federal case now?
Oh, we're way past black and white. Your boys used the Al-Qaeda card, which means you got a rainbow coalition of law enforcement shitting multicultural bricks.
Brass have to be pleased to get these killer kids off the street.
No, no, they're too busy trying to plot how to hang me out to dry for being a racist. Deflect attention from their Al-Qaeda thing not panning out.
So, uh, you're a racist now? How's that working out for you?
Young woman got her head bashed in. You're not disturbed by the apathy?
Why don't you take a look around you? We've been standing in the hot sun for how long now, and we are right where we started. So if you got some magic beans in your Detective bag of tricks that'll make these people give a shit, why don't you start planting them?
Gang crime's up 14% citywide this year.
While Farmington's numbers are down. I guess I can't be everywhere.
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