I love the smell of underage sexual assault in the morning. [Dutch and Claudette give him a look] I didn't mean that the way it came out.
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What about Tina, she out sick?
No. She transferred out.
Finally make your move? Scare Hanlon and her bikini briefs out the door?
My guess is you wanted to get out. In which case, you're not a bad guy. But I'm looking at you now, man, with your locked jaw, your pissed off stare.
RRay
And I'm a black man, and you're a cop.
So picture me with a puppy. Give you that warm, fuzzy feeling.
[referring to Tina] Helping her improve her skills had nothing to do with any interest in her.
Right.
She happens to have talent, even if others don't see it yet.
Face it. You took advantage of her vulnerability just like our mystery psycho. Except your drug of choice was power and the false hope of career advancement.
Th--, uh, that's ridiculous.
You have a reputation, Holland. Chasing unies, Mackey's ex. Wives of murder victims. I think a profiler would call that a pattern of shitting where you eat.
MMoses
Mackey's lackeys. Everybody's almost done, but I got a minute. And who's this?
Detective Hiatt. But you can call me Detective Hiatt.
With a body count like this, the Aztecs and Mayans are squabbling about more than who invented the burrito.
We shouldn't be playing God.
God creates all men equal. Once they get out of the womb, he starts playing favorites.
[to Vic] And that, Ladies and Gentlemen, is my final encore. Making the great Vic Mackey think I'm everyone and everywhere. Responsible for all the worst crimes against humanity. It's sad, really. You know, chasing ghosts haven't done you any favors. I didn't off your boy. Wished I did, and so do you. 'Cause if you're coming after me for this, that means you lost your last clue. Good seeing you, though.
What's the latest with the Martin murder?
Getting to a dark place.
Meaning?
The daughter was a heroin addicted whore. Paid for her drugs with pussy and mouth favors. Other than that, she was Pippi Longstocking.
Hey, there, Gentlemen.
Well, someone had a good night.
Pregnancy sex is the best kind. Give you something to look forward to.
Thanks. I'll give Mara a call.
MMara
[referring to Shane] He doesn't do anything without you knowing about it. Don't dick me around here.
I'm not -- that's his job.
[to Vic] Now, anything happens to me or my wife or my son... even my mailman, anybody that I am close to, this lands on IAD's doorstep. Just imagine every wrong, brutal thing we have ever done. It's hard to do, isn't it? We've done so many.
Come on Santi, don't you Byz Lat assholes know you gotta get along with these psychos? Either that or get a grenade shoved up your ass.
SSanti
Ain't nothing up my ass except you.
Yeah? How am I feeling?
You know, Dutch, I could teach you a few things about women, if you want.
Why don't you write them down, and I can read them at my leisure.
I need you to try and remember what these guys look like.
AAlbina
How long is this going to take? I got a golden shower client this afternoon, big tipper. I got to start drinking iced tea to get it the way he likes.
I'll be right back with the mug books and a Snapple.
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