Paul quotes from The Sarah Jane Adventures

What the hell are you doing here? Don't you care about Clyde at all?

Yeah, that's why I'm back!

Clyde

'Cause you care about me? Y'know, when you left, at first I pretended it hadn't happened. That you'd just gone on holiday. And then I realised, no, you'd gone. Do you know what I did? I blamed Mum. I figured she must have done something really bad to drive you away. I messed about at school, got into trouble. I got expelled.

Paul

[insincerely] Yeah alright I'm sorry mate.

Clyde

You're... sorry? Dad, one minute you were there, and the next, I had no Dad.

Clyde

If it wasn't for me, all these people, they wouldn't be here! I've saved them loads of times and they don't know!

Paul

OK... is this some sort of trading card thing?

Clyde

Don't you believe me?

Paul

No, no, I'm not saying that. It's just you and this Luke, the two of you, saving the world.

Clyde

You don't know what we've seen! Slitheen, Sontarans, we've stopped them, all of them.

Paul

You and Luke?

Clyde

You don't believe me, do you? Fine, I'll prove it to you!

Clyde

This is Mr Chandra, he's my Headteacher.

Paul

Oh! Alright mate? Clyde hasn't stopped raving about you and your school, he loves it there.

[looks at Clyde disbelievingly] Does he?!

Paul

Haha, I'm joking!

Can I ask what you're doing here?

Clyde

Er, we're watering the, er, plants. Yeah, Sarah Jane asked me to water the plants while she's away.

That's interesting because apparently she asked Rani to do that as well.

Clyde

Err, there's... lots of... plants?