Mrs. Wormwood quotes from The Sarah Jane Adventures

Mrs. Wormwood

The thoughts of a child are chaos. Late homework? Is she fat? Will she ever be kissed? And she worships something called... the holy oak... no, Hollyoaks. But her parents fight - she wishes she was older, she wishes she was younger. This world scares her so very much.

Mrs. Wormwood

Can we move on to business?

Sarah Jane

I've got contacts in the city that say this company dropped in from nowhere, and normally it takes years of tests to get approved by the EU to manufacture a new foodstuff, but you got it in two weeks.

Mrs. Wormwood

All we are doing is satisfying a need.

Sarah Jane

Which is?

Mrs. Wormwood

The people are hungry, Miss Smith. For new food. For new drinks. New tastes. All the western world does, is eat. All day, every day, eating. They gorge and feast and chew and bite. Everything sweet and hot and cold and sticky... food and drink. Just food and drink. That's the human race... they devour! Who are we to deny them?

Sarah Jane

[Columbo-esque] Oh, and by the way, what planet do you come from?

Mrs. Wormwood

Nice try.

Mrs. Wormwood

This is it. The resting place of Horath. The birthplace of a new galactic eon. The age of Wormwood.

Kaagh

And Kaagh.

Mrs. Wormwood

If you really want the empire to sound like a firm of solicitors.