Is this the last time I'm ever going to see you?
[Brief pause] I don't know. I hope not.
[Smiling] Goodbye, Doctor, until the next time.
Don't forget me, Sarah Jane.
No-one's ever going to forget you.
[The Doctor smiles]
[Sarah Jane smiles and walks out of TARDIS leaving the Doctor leaning back against the console, a sad look on his face. The TARDIS door closes behind her and the TARDIS dematerialises leaving Sarah Jane, Luke, Clyde, Rani, & K-9 looking at the empty space where the TARDIS once stood]
ClydeYou were right. He is amazing!
Clyde
Ta-da. Shepherd's pie. I made that.
LBLeef Blatheen
Shepherds are a delicacy on Earth?
Clyde
Yeah, but... you couldn't eat a whole one.
It's just the name of the dish.
LBLeef Blathereen
[gobbles the pie noisily] Mmm! More delicious than the land prawns of Clom!
Clyde
Might apply for MasterChef after all...
[about the rakweed] It's such an amazing opportunity.
Clyde
Yeah, but it could all be a trap.
They're Blathereen, not Slitheen.
Clyde
Aww, Slitheen, Blathereen... whatever-een! They're from Raxacorico...doo-da. And that place has a seriously dodgy reputation.
You can't condemn an entire race just because a few of them are bad. There are bad people on Earth too.
Clyde
How's the pot plant? Savaged anyone in the night?
That's not funny, Clyde. This rakweed stuff might be amazing. It could feed millions of people.
Clyde
Yeah. Yeah, but it will probably still taste like salad. Like the world needs more salad.
Do you know what cynical means?
Clyde
It's what I call being realistic.
Clyde
Here we go K-9, questions! Now, just relay your answers into this [points to earpiece]
Relaying answers is unethical.
Clyde
You said a test was one human demonstrating interlectual superiority over others. I have bought a super computer into school. It's pretty smart, wouldn't you say?!
[K-9 takes a moment to consider Clyde's argument]
Clyde
Good dog.
NMNightmare Man
Oh, your nightmares haven't even begun!
Because you keep telling me about you and what you want. You've never asked about me.
NMNightmare Man
[laughs] What are you talking about?!
But you're just an alien. Well, I'm called Luke Smith, and I was made by aliens to destroy the world! But this brilliant woman, Sarah Jane Smith - she found me, and she made me good. And she found others. A boy called Clyde, and a girl called Rani. This world has faced so many nightmares and there's always been someone there to stop them. Us. You know, I was so scared because I thought my mates wouldn't be there from me. [breathing hard] Never mind Oxford, they followed me into my nightmares! Three kids breaking down the walls of dreams to be together. Something no one's ever done before. Because together, we are unbeatable!
NMNightmare Man
[claps] Ooh, very good! But do you really think words can stop a creature like me?
He's right! [she and Clyde walk over to Luke and stand beside him, facing the Nightmare Man]
Clyde
Because together, we stop the monsters!
We stop the nightmares! [she takes Luke's hand]
Because when we're together, [Clyde takes Luke's other hand] we're not scared. You've got no hold of us now.
Clyde
[Luke, Rani, and Clyde slowly walk towards the Nightmare Man, who backs away] 'Cause we're brilliant when we're together.
NMNightmare Man
[grunting in pain and clutching his head] Get away from me!
So there you go. The boy that was made by aliens to destroy the world saves the world yet again! [the Nightmare Man falls through a door into Clyde's old nightmare]
NSNightmare Sarah Jane
Oh! Hello, love! [door slams shut]
NMNightmare Man
No...I can't be trapped here! This can't happen to me! Let me out! Children of Earth! I demand you sleep! And you dream! And you fear! You will fear me!
NSNightmare Sarah Jane
C'mon, now! Come and sit down! And I'll tell you all about my brilliant son!
NSNightmare Sarah Jane
His name's Luke Smith, and he's going to live happily ever after!
NMNightmare Man
NOOOOOOO!!!
What if I'd've told them, Clyde? Maybe none of this would have happened!
Clyde
Maybe it wouldn't have made any difference. Look, I know Sarah Jane doesn't believe in fate, but I reckon that Time and the Universe... They're not random. Everything's sort of tied together by these invisible strings. Like your mum joining BURPSS, or Ocean Waters having that disk thing.
You mean if something's gonna happen, it's gonna happen?
Clyde
Yeah. [Rani and Clyde are holding hands; they both notice and Clyde lets go, moving away] Well... s-some things, anyway. But we're going to save your mum now, so if it's the Universe against Clyde Langer, then the Universe had better bring some mates! [cringes]
Clyde [looking at George's clothes]: Well, wherever I am they haven't invented style yet. I'm Clyde, who are you?
GGeorge
Name's George. George Woods. And you can hardly talk now keep your voice down.
Clyde
Why, what are you looking at?
GGeorge
Germans, I'm sure of it.
Clyde
[snorts] What, nabbing all the sun lounges?
GGeorge
Mum warned me when I was evacuated that the country folk was a bit thick.
Clyde
Evacuated...right, I get it, so this is like 1939 or something.
GGeorge
But she did say just half thick.
Clyde
Time travel's awesome isn't it? I've got to do it more often.
George [about the Nazis]: They must have come in on a U-Boat. An invasion.
Clyde
We shall fight them on the beaches, we shall fight them on...the other places. But, hang on what are we gonna do?
GGeorge
We're gonna call the home guard of course.
Clyde
Ahh, good thinking, Forties Boy.
Clyde
Dead things, mostly.
And people like to look at dead things? Isn't that a bit weird?
Clyde
[chuckle]: If you ask me, yeah.
Museums help preserve our past, Sky. They're fascinating places. You'll see.
Mum and Dad met in a museum.
Oh, how romantic. Though I never saw your mum as a museum type.
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