Mailman, Ren and others in “Stimpy's Fan Club”

Mailman. Got some mail here! [Ren is revealed to be in a Robotic Stimpy] Ah, hello Mr. Cat. You're looking healthy this morning.

Shut up. duh, I don't want anymore of your filthy letters! Your services are not welcomed here, and, duh, tell those pesky kids to stop writing me, Stimpson J. Cat, duh.

Um, Whatever you say. Actually, I only have one letter today and it's for Mr. Höek. I guess I'll just throw this one out.

GIVE ME THAT! [laughs evilly] Letter for me, letter for me! Nothing for Stimpy! No, no, no, Mr. Ren Höek! [laughs evilly] It says!

[wakes up] Aah, Good Morning Ren.

[screams] You, you and your fan mail! Mr. Fan Club! [He jumps out of robot] Everybody loves you, don't they?! Well guess what the Mailman bought you today...NOTHING! This letter's for me! See?! You they have forgotten?! Now it's me they love! It is I that is the most loved. I, who shall rule! OH YES! THIS IS THE PROOF! THIS IS THE PROOF THAT YOU...ARE...FINISHED! Listen! This one says: Dear Ren, it's me, it's me! You are my favorite TV star! Nobody, nobody but you is funny or smart as you. SEE? ARE YOU GETTING THIS?! I AM THE BEST! [echoing] I AM KING! Listen to this! You may learn something. I wish I could be just like you! How about THAT?! A man with some ambition. You are my favorite person in whole wide WORLD! HA! Love... it says love... Your pal... [surprised] Stimpy? Stimpy. I'm so ashamed.

I meant every word. [Ren begins to cry] There, there Ren. There, there!

Look at me. Big, mean Ren...crying like a baby. Pretty pathetic, huh?

Oh, pasha! No one will never know. You just cry your little eyes out.