Dear Stimpy, I have a... secret. I know I can tell you, because you are nice, and would not tell anybody. I'm afraid to tell my friends, because they'll laugh.
Aw.
I know you would never laugh at me.
Mmm mmm.
So... here's my secret. Every night... I wet the bed.
[Ren is aghast]
I can't help it! Please tell me what to do. Your friend, Johnny.
[Ren thinks for a while, then starts writing a response]
Dear Johnny... You make me SICK! You probably wet the bed on purpose! I have written letters to everybody at your school warning them never to sleep over with you. Your friend...
[shocked] REN!
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