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S2 E8

The Ren & Stimpy Show · Season 2, Episode 8

Ren in “Stimpy's Fan Club”

I... I was nice today. Nice to all those insipid little monkeys. Answering their stupid letters. [looks at his hands] My hands... DIRTY! [tries wiping his hands] The dirt won't come off! [screams] President... What a joke. President... President of WHAT?! [looks over to Stimpy sleeping] His fan club. How they love him. Look at him. Lying there asleep. [stands over Stimpy] The idol of millions. He's a fool. Blind, silly little fool... How easily I could end the farce. [holds up his hands] With these hands. These DIRTY hands... And with these hands, I hold the fate of millions... They think he's a god. But he's as mortal as we. I know. [visions a dotted line across Stimpy's neck] Just one quick... twist! ...and it's over. Just... one... [prepares to snap Stimpy's neck] Just... [a stinging pain strikes from inside his head; screams] It's happening AGAIN! My BRAIN! My hot... STINGING... BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIN!!! [screams]

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