Rub your belly with linseed oil, wrap your head in aluminum foil, Clap your hands, stamp your feet, our secret hand shake can't be beat! YAHOO!
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That’s it? That’s the fort you guys have been bragging about?
Well... I guess it does need a little work here and there.
A little work? It needs an architectural firm!
Hey you! Bring that umbrella back here! What are you trying to do, turn me purple?
PTPig Two
Yes sir! I mean no sir!
Of course I want you to check it out! Why do you think I pay you that fancy salary?
PPigs (in unison)
But we’ve never been paid!
The cheque's in the mail.
Well Cedric, those beans ought to hold you till morning.
They'll hold me for a month!
I knew we shouldn't have come out on a full moon!
It was... just the wind!
Did you bring me anything special Sophia?
SSophia
Oh yes, Cedric!
Great! what is it? Peanut Butter?
Even better, Bert!
Chocolate Pudding?
SSophia
No, something you boys would really enjoy...Beans!
Beans?
SSophia
Hey Melissa, let's try that secret handshake again!
I've got a better idea, let's all try it together!
(about the Sneermobile) I want this thing to guzzle gas, belch smoke, and tear up the pavement, not neccesarily in that order!
This could be the end of the forest as we know it!
This could be the end of our way of life!
Hey! This could be the beginning of a brand new career!
Careful you swine. Ruin this opportunity for me, and you'll all be invited to a big barbeque. Hah. As the main course!
Wait til you see the lead we take in this lap Mammoth! There'll be enough daylight between us and them to fill an Arctic Summer!
You porkers couldn't pour water out of a boot if the instructions were written on the heel!
Out of my way! I've got millions to make!
Hi, Cedric!
Hey, what's in the bag?
Oh, nothing...just a few of my personal belongings...
Cedric, is everything all right?
No, I've left home. Pop doesn't appreciate me. He thinks I'm just a living, breathing adding machine.
Oh, Cedric, Cyril loves you...in his own mercenary way.
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