Those pigs had better come up with a better way to get rid of those chips, or I'll turn them into chops!
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POPig One
We'd better get that winning piece back, pronto!
PTPig Two
Yeah... before the boss makes snack food... out of us!
Alright, give me the bad news. How much did the ad campaign cost? I can take it.
Okay Pop. $473,292,33.
I CAN'T TAKE IT!
About time! What's for dinner?
POPig One
Tuna and potato chip casserole!
PTPig Two
Escalope, cinnamon and lima bean potato chips!
And imitation bacon potato chip and marshmallow pie!
Ooh... I feel sick! (turns green and keels over)
What's so thrilling about tearing up the countryside and making a lot of noise?
Thrilling? Thrilling?! Huh! What's so thrilling about sitting in a boat all day and whacking mosquitoes?
Rule five - learn to drive!
How fast does this thing go? Hey, can I take it for a spin?
I'm sorry but pop has a rule that only I drive the boat.
That's cool, our club has rules too!
Oh really?
Rule six...
Toof and Wendo: Trust Bix!
PTPig Two
The Swami says "peace of mind is money in the bank".
Money in his bank! He's making a fortune off the hat franchise alone!
POPig One
And he scorns material wealth sir!
That's where I've got the edge! I'll meditate myself to millions! I'll buy a fleet of swamis!
PTPig Two
Now remember sir, wild rages...
POPig One
...and terrible tantrums...
PTPig Two
...waste valuable energy!
POPig One
And energy is power...
...and power is money...
PTPig Two
...and money in the bank...
POPig One
...is peace of mind!
TToof
Maybe we should go after him Bix?
Stop worrying. The golden rule - Be cool!
Bix is cool, and he thinks I'm cool too, and that's cool!
What's this, the polar bear club?
(To Bert) Get back here you motorcycle megalomaniacal ring-tailed tree-dwelling terrorist!
Cedric was looking for you today.
He was?
Mm-hmm! And it looked like he just lost his best friend.
Gee you're right, I have been ignoring Cedric. I'm gonna find him right now! Thanks Melissa! See ya Ralph!
You haven't seen Cyril Sneer's limo? It makes the Chrysler Building look like a pickup truck! It's got triple overhead cams and chrome wheel drive, and sidepipes a mile long, and...
Well my old man's GX250 V12 ZXL has superturbo overdrive!
Well Mr Sneer's limo has double super turbo over overdrive, plus two videogames and hot and cold running water!
Shh! Listen. You hear that?
Well turn on the blaster, it's driving me nuts!
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