A character in The Powerpuff Girls (2016)
Voiced by Amanda Leighton
The Powerpuff Girls (2016) · 63 quotes
3rd most-quoted character in The Powerpuff Girls (2016): in 38 of its 63 quotes
Most scenes with: Bubbles (33), Buttercup (31), The Professor (3)
You can't stop me with your silly old lady tricks! I am Mojo Jo--
Hey! [He and the other students surround Mojo] Are you picking on our grannies?
Uh-oh.
[The students beat up Mojo off-screen]
Old BlossomNow that's what I call an old fashioned whuppin'.
[The girls went into the city, then a giant spider appeared]
BlossomGirls, time for some pest control! [She and Bubbles fly to attack the spider]
Why did it have to be a spider? [She flies after them to attack the spider]
[The giant spider made a cocoon, spits it, and it hit Bubbles]
Bubbles!
[A second cocoon hit Blossom]
Blossom! Oh, gross, oh, gross, oh, gross!
[She punched the giant spider, sending it flying and it crashed to a building, then the spider fell and the building fell on top of it, creating a crater]
[As she takes the microphone] All right. Who's wants to turn this party up? [the spirits cheered] Now, it's an honor to introduce to you the one and only M.C. Evil Girl!
[The dance music starts as Bubbles starts dancing between two tall, pink spirits, then Buttercup puts Blossom above the DJ system; pause]
BlossomHow?
Hey, Bubbles! When I say "keep" you say "toss"! Keep!
Toss!
Keep!
Toss!
BlossomRight! [to the spirits] When I say "evil" you say "girl"! Evil!
Girl!
BlossomEvil!
Girl!
BlossomWhen I say "party" you say "monster"! Party!
Monster!
BlossomParty!
Monster!
BlossomWhen I say "pop" you say "quiz"! Pop!
Quiz!
BlossomPop!
Quiz!
[clearing her throat] Wrap it up.
[chuckling]
BlossomOh, yeah! [to the spirits] When I say "hey" you say "ta leme"! Hey! Hey!
Ta leme!
BlossomHey! Hey!
Ta leme!
Hey! Hey!
Ta leme!
Wait a sec.
[All of the spirits went back inside the box]
Maybe, he can help us prove the existence of the Ghost Horse.
You mean the one that haunts this very school? [scenario begins] They say at night you can hear him clip-clopping down the hallways. It's both scary.
[The Ghost Horse pops out of the hallway]
And adorable!
[scenario ends]
BlossomPlease, that's ridiculous.
Well, hello, magical dwarves.
BlossomWe're not dwarves.
Elves, then.
BlossomNot elves either.
I am a princess!
BlossomA what?
A princess?!
So disappointing.
I'm Princess Bluebelle! [Cricket chirping; pause] Um, so I see you haven't heard of me. [falls down] Oof! So allow me to introduce myself.
Yeah, you really don't have to...
Through song! [scene changes to the storybook setting; singing] You may have heard that I'm the Princess Bluebelle
Who?
The daughter of the King and Queen
BlossomThere's no monarchy in Townsville.
Friend of the birds and trees I can twirl around with ease And I haven't cut my hair since I was 3
[The girls got out of Bluebelle's hair; gasping]
Ew, gross.
Blossom[singing] Hey, guys, we really should get going home now
[singing] Why are we singing?
[singing] I don't know
It's 'cause you're all with me And because I love to sing And it tells the creatures, "Help me do my hair"
[scene changes to the girls' room]
Dude, enough! This is super weird! I don't wanna sing!
[singing while the animals brush her hair] Me neither [normal] I'm totally lying.
And Blossom doesn't want an iguana doing her hair.
[An iguana is brushing Blossom's hair while she looks scared]
Kiss me, I'm a prince, I swear.
BlossomEw.
[Blossom and Bubbles are captured by Manboy's army and are placed into bear traps]
These are great carvings.
BlossomI think the bear traps are kind of overkill.
[Manboy rides his lawn mower to the girls]
Not so tough, are you, Powerpuff Girls?
BlossomGive back the water you stole from Townsville!
A man doesn't give. He takes. With muscle! And brawn!
[He drives his lawn mower around the bear traps and mows the lawn into an image of himself]
Manboy!
Pretty cool, huh?
BlossomNot really.
Are you kidding me?! That was amazing!
BlossomBubbles, stop supporting the bad guys!
We prefer to be called the Man Guys!
BlossomUgh! So, what is this all about? You just wanted to show us your new toy?
This isn't a toy! [He rides his lawn mower at a spot] Ha! This is how I take care of my lawn! Hoo-ah! [He flexes his muscles several times which upgrades his lawn mower] And it's how I'll take care of you!
BlossomI hope Buttercup shows up soon.
Yeah, she'd love this!
That is a really nice lawn mower.
BlossomBubbles!
BlossomOh, great.
New challenger!
[The Amoeba Boys are in the game]
BlossomNow we have to fight the Amoeba Boys?
The Amoeba Boys? I didn't put them in the game! [gasps] How is this possible?
Take that, you losers! Ha ha!
[Her player kicks Junior]
Ow!
[Her player kicks Bossman]
Hey!
[Heads for the computer] This isn't funny, guys! If the Amoeba Boys are in "Baybee Bunnies," it means they have access to the entire Internet!
So what? Those dudes are beyond harmless. What damage could they possibly cause?
[The Amoeba Boys are inside the internet]
Come on, boys. Let's see what damage we could possibly cause.
[The Amoeba Boys start to explore the internet. First they went inside a Grumpy Cat website, and they changed the Grumpy Cat's face into a smiley face, then they went inside Ejay, a parody of Ebay, and they tap on the buy button a few times to buy a bunch of used cotton swabs]
Buy, buy, buy!
Ooh! Guess I'm the proud owner of a bunch of used cotton swabs. Hooray!
[Cut to a website named Juju, a parody of Hulu]
I like you a lot, Cheryl. And that's why I...
[The movie buffers, then the Amoeba Boys appear on it, and they spin the buffer to make it go faster]
Oh, come on! Mojo pays good money for high-speed Internet!
[Cut to a pie making video]
And that's how you make a good-luck pie. And now for the finishing touch.
[The Amoeba Boys appear and stole the pie]
Oh.
[The scene switches to Princess Morbucks' video]
But your lashes will only look pretty if you use the most expensive masc... [The Amoeba Boys threw the pie on Princess Morbucks' face] Ow!
The Amoeba Boys are headed towards the center of the Internet! If they damage the hub, it could create an E.M.P. that'll send the world back into the dark ages!
Huh?
It'll ruin the Internet forever!
So what?
So what?! Don't you know what this means? No one will be able to use GPS! Satellites will go off course! And worst of all, you'll lose all your special weapons in "Baybee Bunnies"!
BlossomNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Alright, open up, sickos.
BlossomMmm-mmm. You have to sing the song.
I don't sing.
We don't take the antidote without the song.
Ugh, fine. [sings] Drink the antidote drink it up put it in your mouth and clam it up.
[She puts the spoon on Bubbles' mouth]
BlossomThat wasn't...
[Buttercup puts the bottle of the antidote on Blossom's mouth]
Mission accomplished.
[Blossom puts a presidential poster of herself on the wall]
BlossomAh. Perfect.
[Bubbles and Buttercup are passing out presidential buttons to the students passing by]
Vote for Blossom for Student Body President.
Vote for Blossom. Take a button. [pause] I said take a button!
[She angrily throws a button at Arjun]
Ouch!
BlossomButtercup!
[Buttercup picks up a student]
Vote for Blossom or I'll rip out your sinuses!
BlossomButtercup, stop! I told you not to intimidate the voters!
[Buttercup drops the student]
Uh, you did?
BlossomYeah! Haven't you listened to a word I said?
I was listening, Blossom.
BlossomOh, yeah? What did I say?
Um... I love you.
Blossom. [He arrives with the camera crew] Barry Mackerbocker, Townsville School Press. What makes you the best choice for Student Body President?
BlossomI'm glad you asked. ["Hail to the Chief" plays as she speaks] The great institution of student government is all about being the voice of the people, understanding what this school needs, and making the tough decisions that will guide us into a brighter future! And that's why I'm pushing my protractor initiative for the math team.
[pause; Crickets chirping]
Agh! The bats are back! [He screams as bats attack him as he's running]
BlossomAnd getting rid of the bats that have overrun the cafetorium. [The students murmur in excitement] But whatever happens, the most important thing is that we all have a fair and civil election.
I couldn't agree more.
BlossomAh! My distinguished opponent, Matt Manser.
I look forward to running a good, clean campaign against you.
BlossomThanks, Matt. May the best candidate win.
[They shake hands]
Politics
[As she hides Cheepy in the girls' closet] If you thought those bushes were nice, you're gonna love this! [Cheepy cheeps; giggles] Oh, Cheepy, you are the living end!
Bubbles? [comes into the room] You in here?
[She quickly closes the closet door] I'm doing innocent things!
Uh, it's time to eat.
Oh! Heh. Haha, yeah! I was just on my way downstairs.
[Cheepy cheeps]
Did you just cheep at me?
Uh yes? [Cheepy cheeps] Cheep! Cheep, cheep!
This. This is what I'm talking about. It freaks me out when you do stuff like this.
Uh [chuckles] I'll be down in a minute.
Whatever [leaves the room].
[sighs and closes the closet door] Okay, Cheepy. Just keep quiet, and I'll be right back, 'kay? [Cheepy cheeps] Oh. That smell? It's Buttercup's shoes. [whispering] She doesn't wash her feet. [giggles]
[Cheepy cheeps and she closes the closet door. Cut to the table in the kitchen]
So I made waffles instead.
BlossomTotally.
[as she comes down to the kitchen table] Sorry I'm late.[giggles]
[The Hotline cellphone buzzes and Blossom checks it]
BlossomWow! Looks like the animal you found at the park is a Chinchillasaurus.
I left Cheepy in the park!
BlossomUh yeah. I know. It's a good thing, too, 'cause it says even though they are born small, they can have growth spurts when they eat yams.
[chuckles] No kidding?
BlossomIt says that they can grow bigger than a person.
How do you even know this?
BlossomI posted the picture I took to an online forum I run about local floral and fauna.
I thought your forum was about typography in the Industrial Revolution.
BlossomYeah, I have that one too.
Someone should put your picture on a forum. Am I right, Bubbs?
[nervously] Heh yeah. [She sees Cheepy wandering through the kitchen behind Blossom] Whoa!
BlossomAre you okay?
No!
[She quickly grabs Cheepy and hides him behind her back]
Dude! What are you doing?
BlossomUh, what are you hiding behind your back?
Uh, you mean this spoon?
BlossomYour other hand?
Uh this ham hock?
BlossomNo.
This organic kale?
BlossomNo.
Clam juice?
BlossomNo.
Mayonnaise?
BlossomNo.
This Zoomsbie?
Yes!
BlossomNo, no, no!
Ehh. [She throws the Zoomsbie out through the window]
NOOOO!!!
BlossomStop pulling stuff out of the fridge. I know you have the Chinchillasaurus.
Uh what are you even talking about girlfriend?
BlossomI'm talking about the Chinchillasaurus you obviously have behind your back.
"Chinchillasaurus?" Oh, Blossom. You and your crazy stories. [laughs]
[Cheepy munches on a piece of a yam and grows huge, crushing the whole kitchen table; cheeps]
[comes out from underneath Cheepy] Hehe.
Oh, man, it totally worked!
BlossomI never thought I would say this, but taking the easy way out with this garden really paid off!
[An unknown creature passes by, snarling]
Girls, looks at the size of these [loud chomp] tomatoes?
[They see a tomato being eaten]
Ugh, Bubbles, what did you do this time?
It wasn't me!
[Loud chomping goes on as tomatoes are being eaten]
BlossomSomething's eating all the tomatoes! [The girls see one tomato hanging] Look, there's still one left. [She uses her laser beams to get the tomato down and she gets it] Got it!
[The unknown creature, revealing to be a tomato worm named Eddie pops out and eats Bubbles]
Bubbles!
Oh, sorry. [She spits Bubbles out of her mouth]
Oof!
You okay, Bubbs?
I'd be lying if I said yes.
Oh, man, I'm such a jerk. Sorry, I'm just super hungry. [She chomps on a leaf] And sometimes I eat extra when I'm anxious. Spoiler alert I'm anxious a lot. [laughs]
BlossomWho are you?
And what are you?
Oh, I'm a tomato worm. Name's Tabitha, but you can call me Eddie. [She shakes hands with the girls]
[The TV shuts off]
What? [The electricity in the house shuts off] Bubbles, what did you do?
Nothing I know of.
Girls, get down!
Professor?
[He beats up a group of pillows and jumps through the living room]
BlossomWhat's going on?
Girls, to the lab now!
[He and the girls run towards the lab door and he tries to get the password several times but gets it wrong until he gets the password right]
Got it.
[He and the girls went inside the lab quickly and he quickly closes the door; he sighs]
BlossomProfessor, why did you beat up those pillows?
Girls, let me explain. [He shows the girls an image of a pillow] I have been working diligently on code name Project Slumber, the creation of the world's most comfortable pillow.
Who says science doesn't put you to sleep? Am I right, Bubbs?
[giggling] I don't get it.
[They high five]
The goal was to build not just a comfy cushion, but a pillow capable of independent thought one so smart that it would predict what you need and fluff itself accordingly.
BlossomAh, science. Is there anything it can't do?
But something went terribly wrong. The pillow I made was too comfortable. One snuggle, and you're instantly asleep.
Well, I hate to burst your bubble, Professor, but we got a bigger problem, and her name is Spoiler Cheryl.
[The Professor grabs Buttercup]
Don't you understand?!
Yes! Maybe. No.
The pillow's escaped. It's loose in the house.
The house?! But that's where I live!
The pillow won't rest until we're all resting.
Oh, no! Quick! To the panic room!
BlossomWe don't have a panic room, Bubbles.
Any room is a panic room if you panic hard enough. [She started panicking all through the lab]
Girls, it's up to us to stop the pillow before it breaks free and puts all of Townsville to sleep.
Um, you can put me down now.
BlossomI'm here to sign up for the Model U. N. Dibs on Norway.
Sorry. It's full.
BlossomNo! My life is ruined! Ruined!
[Bubbles and Buttercup came to Blossom]
Blossom, we heard your over-dramatic cries!
What's wrong, dude?
BlossomThe Model U. N. closed. My entire career trajectory hinged on being Norway in the Model U. N. Club. [sighs] Now I'm doomed to a life in local government.
It's no so bad, dude. Just sign up for another club.
BlossomAnother club?
This is a perfect day to try something new, Blossom. Who knows? You just might like it. You could take Art Club with me, and be an artist.
[The girls went inside Silico's lair and Silico appears]
Hello, girls.
BlossomUh, hello. We're here to see Silico. Is he in?
I am Silico. [echoing while more screens appears] Silico. Silico. Silico. Silico.
BlossomAh, great! So, would you be kind enough to stop posting those articles about us?
After what you did to me, I don't think so.
Okay. That's it, computer face. You're going down!
No, Buttercup, it is you that will be going... [She punches a computer screen] Don't do that. It won't... [She punches another computer screen] Stop that. It's super annoy... [She punches another computer screen] Just like the Powerpuff Girls always solving problems with your fists. Fine, then. If it's a fight you want, it's a fight you'll get.
[The light shows the rest of the lair and Silico sends out his robot army]
BlossomLet's hack these, uh, uh...
Yeah! Let's reboot these, uhh...
Let's send these guys back to the DOS ages.
Oh, good one, Bubbs.
[The girls fly to punch a robot, but they flew through it to realize the robot is a hologram]
Huh?
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