Buttercup quotes from The Powerpuff Girls (2016)

Buttercup

Dude! What's wrong with you? Are you a damsel in distress or a dope with a death wish?

Bubbles

Good thing you found the Mayor's tracks, Frederick.

Blossom

Hey, Bubbles. Did you know that Chance's middle name is also Frederick?

Bubbles

Oh. No, I did not.

Blossom

Well, there's a lot more Sensitive Thugz knowledge where that came from that I'd be happy to share with you later tonight.

Buttercup

Ugh! She'll just yammer on about that dorky nonsense forever.

Blossom

Hey! At least I'm a fan.

Buttercup

A fan of your own voice.

Blossom

Oh, is that right? Well, let me tell you something.

Bubbles

Girls! We're never gonna find the Mayor if you keep fighting like that. Now, be nice to each other.

Fine.

Bubbles

Okay. Now hug.

Bubbles

Say "I love you."

I love you.

Bubbles

Now say "I'm a Buttzilla."

Buttercup

I'm a Buttzilla.

Blossom

[laughs] You're a Buttzilla.

Buttercup

Hey! What? Wait! Blossom! Say you're a buttzilla.

Mayor

Hey, girls!

Blossom

H-how did you even...

Buttercup

When did you...

Bubbles

How did you not get eaten by those monsters?

Mayor

Oh, these monsters are darling! They go nuts for my pickles! [Holding an empty jar of pickles]

Blossom

So all you had to do to keep the monsters tame is feed them pickles?

Mayor

Yep! Ooh, and that was the last one.

Buttercup

Okay. Time to go.

Buttercup

Oh, come on! we're running out of time to be first on Rocktopus!

ROCKTOPUS!!!!

Blossom

I think finding Bubbles is more important than Rocktopus.

ROCKTOPUS!!!!

Blossom

Stop saying that!

Buttercup

I didn't even say "Rocktopus".

ROCKTOPUS!!!!

Blossom

Whatever, let's just go.

Mojo?!

Blossom

What are you doing here?

Mojo Jojo

Me?! This was your doing! Although I do admit... [shows his manicured fingernails] the adorable kitties were my idea.

Buttercup

Bullfighter's crying, what a bunch of dorks. Blossom: Matadorks. Buttercup: Heh, nice one. . Blossom: Ok, professor, heh, sounds great. ONE HOUR! WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?! I knew we shouldn't ate all of that candy. WE SHOULD'VE GONE TO BED EARLY! WE SHOULD'VE LISTEN TO THE PROFESSOR!! Buttercup: Huh, pipe down, captain shouta. Blossom: Sorry.

Blossom

What is this place?

[from a distance] Wheeeeeee!!!!!

Bubbles

My dream!

Buttercup

And my nightmare.

Wait for it...

Buttercup

Wait for what?

Wait for it...

Bubbles

Waiting...

It's party time!!!!

Blossom

Bubbles, the bus is about to leave.

Buttercup

Whoa. How'd that horse get loose?

Bubbles

Buttercup, this isn't a horse, it's my magical, mystical best friend unicorn.

Buttercup

I hate to break it to you, Bubbles, but that's no unicorn, that's a plain ol' pony.

Blossom

No way. Ponies have shorter legs. It's a colt.

Buttercup

A colt? What's a colt?

Blossom

A baby horse.

Buttercup

Then what's a filly?

Blossom

A horse with attitude?

Buttercup

Either way, it's definitely not a unicorn, it's just...

Buttercup

...sad.

Donny

Well excuse me! I may not have a horn, but I do have a heart! and in that heart, I know I'm a beautiful unicorn!

[gasps] You can talk?

Donny

Yes, I can talk. But who cares? I'll never be anymore than just Donny the Wannabecorn.

Buttercup

Whoa, drama bomb.

Gee, Bubbles, I don't know.

Bubbles

Professor, please?

Well, I suppose I could try and turn him into a unicorn using the transmorgrifying ray I just happened to finish this afternoon, but it hasn't been properly tested.

Bubbles

Professor, he needs this. I NEED THIS!!!!

Well, it's up to you, Donny. Is there something you want to try?

Donny

As long as my BFF Bubbles says it's a good idea, I am down. [fist pumps Bubbles] Completely trust you, brah.

I've detailed you a comprehensive list of possible risks and side effects from this procedure.

Donny

Okay.

I need you to be aware of all the consequences.

Donny

Yep!

This is your body, and it's a serious choice.

Donny

Got it!

Thoroughly weigh your options.

Donny

Uh-huh.

As you read through this document in it's entirety.

Donny

Eh, I skimmed it.

Donny

This is gonna be the best day of my life! Thank you Bubbles!

Bubbles

You're welcome, Donny!

All right, girls, vision-safety time.

Donny

So? How beautiful am I?

Um, well...

Bubbles

You look very majestical.

Buttercup

Honestly, that's not as bad as I thought it was gonna be.

Donny

Oh, man. I feel different already. [Huge sharp teeth grew out of his mouth] AAH!

Bubbles

Um, Professor?

Donny

BUBBLES, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME?!

Best two out of three?

Donny

NO!!! [He destroys the transmorgrifying ray] I HATE SCIENCE!!! [He storms out of the lab and wanders into the city]

Bubbles

Wait! Donny, come back! [She flies after Donny]

Buttercup

Okay. Now it's as bad I thought it was gonna be.

How could you hate science?

Blossom

That's what you got out of that?

Manboy

Attention, citizens of Wimpsville, I am Manboy! [He flexes his mustache and beard]

Bubbles

Manboy?

Manboy

All the power of a man in the body of a boy. [He grabs a shaving knife, shaves his beard off and grows it back]

Ewwww!

Manboy

This town used to be a man's town! Where men were men and boys were men! Townsville needs to get back to it's manly roots. And if that means destroying this hippie carnival, then so be it! Unless there's someone here man enough to stop me!

Nah, we're good.

Buttercup

This day finally got interesting. [Flies to Manboy] If you're looking for a fight, ol' Buttercup can satisfy your need for a beatdown.

Manboy

[Laughs at Buttercup] Why don't you go play with your dollies, princess?

Buttercup

"Princess"? Did you just call me princess?!

Blossom

Uh-oh.

Manboy

Listen, Princess, I... [Buttercup punches him to a hippie stand] Still think you can fight like a man, Princess?!

Buttercup

Don't call me princess!

Manboy

Your girly ways are no match for my Manbot. I control him purly with my manly will!

I see great pain in your future.

That'll be 5 bucks.

Buttercup

DON'T CALL ME PRINCESS!!!!

Manboy

You throw like a girl!

Buttercup

NOBODY CALLS ME PRINCESS!!!! [to Manbot] YOU!!!! I'LL SHOW YOU PRINCESS!!! [She destroys the Manbot]

I see more pain in your future.

What? Oh, no. No, no, no! [The Manbot lands on the man, injuring him] Owwww!

5 bucks, please.

Blossom

You get it.

Bubbles

You get it.

Buttercup

You get it.

Augh!

Blossom

Okay, rock, paper, scissors. Go.

One, two, three! [Bubbles gets scissors]

Bubbles

Scissors? Man, I always lose this game. [She answers the hotline cellphone] Hello? Emergency at City Hall?!

Buttercup

Man, I was just about to flip a 1080 off that dragon spike.

Blossom

Okay, Mayor, how can we help so we can get back to our... [They see the Mayor's office now a disaster] Game? Uh, Mayor?

Buttercup

Looks like someone had a wicked party.

Blossom

Mayor? What happened? [The Mayor hands her a letter that is from Ms. Bellum and she starts reading it.] "Dear, Mayor [in Ms. Bellum's voice] By the time you read this, I'll be gone. By working as your assistant every day for the past 12 years, I have accumulated over 1,000 vacation days that I'm required to use on a 1,000-day vacation."

Buttercup

1,000-day vacation? Sweet.

Blossom

[in Ms. Bellum's voice] "I couldn't bear to tell you face-to-face. Goodbye, Mayor. You'll do just fine." [smooch, smooch] "Ms. Bellum".

Buttercup

Whoa, Blossom, you do a really good Ms. Bellum impression.

Blossom

Thanks! [in Ms. Bellum's voice] But apparently, it's worthless now. [She throws the letter away]

Mayor

Oh! Ms. Bellum was my everything. This may surprise you, friends, but I've grown quite dependent on Ms. Bellum.

Mayor

I'm already beginning to forget her face. What will I do without her?!

Buttercup

Yeah, that's rough. Well, got to go. Video game's calling.

Blossom

Don't worry, Mayor. We'll help you with whatever you need.

Mayor

Well, I do have a few things.

Blossom

This to-do list doesn't look so bad. We should be done with it by the end of the day.

Bubbles

Here comes the airplane.

Buttercup

Dude, Bubbles, would you stop? He can't eat peas any better than he can catch a kickball.

Bubbles

[gasps] He's still sensitive about that!

Buttercup

No, he's not still sensitive, because he's not real!

Buttercup! Everyone plays differently, and if you can't appreciate that, then I think you need to go to your room.

Buttercup

Fine! But don't come crying to me if something happens to him. You can't watch that thing forever.

Buttercup

Awesome! I want a cast too!

Casts are only for people who have broken bones, Buttercup.

Buttercup

Got ya.

Buttercup!

Buttercup

Aw, man.

Narrator

Aww, it's the first day of school, but what's this, Pokey Oaks Kindergarten is closed?

Blossom

What happened?

Buttercup

Don't you remember?

Bubbles

For my spring break, a fought a giant space crab on a radioactive comet with my sisters. I found this goo after he exploded. [She accidentally threw the bottle of goo] Oops.

Bubbles

Oh, yeah. [waves] Hi, Pee-Wee!

Old Blossom

We have to stop Mojo!

Old Bubbles

What?

Old Buttercup

Let's just fly. [She tries to fly, but it was no use] Being old stinks.

Blossom

Girls, time for some pest control! [She and Bubbles fly to attack the spider]

Buttercup

Why did it have to be a spider? [She flies after them to attack the spider]

Buttercup

Bubbles!

Buttercup

Blossom! Oh, gross, oh, gross, oh, gross!