The Professor quotes from The Powerpuff Girls (2016)

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Scenes with The Professor 7

PProfessor

Gee, Bubbles, I don't know.

Professor, please?

PProfessor

Well, I suppose I could try and turn him into a unicorn using the transmorgrifying ray I just happened to finish this afternoon, but it hasn't been properly tested.

Professor, he needs this. I NEED THIS!!!!

PProfessor

Well, it's up to you, Donny. Is there something you want to try?

As long as my BFF Bubbles says it's a good idea, I am down. [fist pumps Bubbles] Completely trust you, brah.

PProfessor

I've detailed you a comprehensive list of possible risks and side effects from this procedure.

Okay.

PProfessor

I need you to be aware of all the consequences.

Yep!

PProfessor

This is your body, and it's a serious choice.

Got it!

PProfessor

Thoroughly weigh your options.

Uh-huh.

PProfessor

As you read through this document in it's entirety.

[Donny gets out of a very long contract]

Eh, I skimmed it.

[He signs the contract with a horseshoe mark on the signature line; Cut to the lab]

This is gonna be the best day of my life! Thank you Bubbles!

You're welcome, Donny!

PProfessor

All right, girls, vision-safety time.

[They put on their welding helmets, and the Professor zaps Donny with the transmorgrifying ray. As they took off their welding helmets, Donny has huge bunny ears]

So? How beautiful am I?

PProfessor

Um, well...

You look very majestical.

Honestly, that's not as bad as I thought it was gonna be.

Oh, man. I feel different already. [Huge sharp teeth grew out of his mouth] AAH!

[He starts to mutate into a monster]

Um, Professor?

BUBBLES, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME?!

PProfessor

Best two out of three?

NO!!! [He destroys the transmorgrifying ray] I HATE SCIENCE!!! [He storms out of the lab and wanders into the city]

Wait! Donny, come back! [She flies after Donny]

Okay. Now it's as bad I thought it was gonna be.

PProfessor

How could you hate science?

That's what you got out of that?

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[Buttercup glares at Bubbles, who is eating her peas, then she starts to feed them to Octi]

Here comes the airplane.

Dude, Bubbles, would you stop? He can't eat peas any better than he can catch a kickball.

[gasps] He's still sensitive about that!

No, he's not still sensitive, because he's not real!

PProfessor

Buttercup! Everyone plays differently, and if you can't appreciate that, then I think you need to go to your room.

Fine! But don't come crying to me if something happens to him. You can't watch that thing forever.

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Awesome! I want a cast too!

PProfessor

Casts are only for people who have broken bones, Buttercup.

Got ya.

[She grabs a hammer and is about to hit her hand hardly with it]

PProfessor

Buttercup!

Aw, man.

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[voice-over] It's been hours since we last spoke. Just silence, stretching on forever, like the horizon. Will we ever arrive at our destination? Or am I merely a rest stop in his heart? If Blossom and Buttercup are the halogen headlights of this family car, does that make me the broken tail light? Is there anything that can break this emotional road block?

[The Professor stops the car as he sees a red light]

PProfessor

Red light. That's 450 terahertz.

[sighs; she sees a bottomless pit and gift shop near the car] Bottomless pit and gift shop? Can we go? Please, please, please? [She drags the Professor to the edge of the bottomless pit] Come on, hurry up it's over here. Let's go! [echos] Whoa! How cool! [echos; gasps] And now [echos] Opening for the Sensitive Thugs [echos] Bubbles and her Puppy Opera. [echos; giggles] Professor! [She looks around and sees the Professor on a spot not far from the bottomless pit] Hey, Professor! [She flies to the Professor] Did you hear that? Cool, right?

PProfessor

[not listening] Uh-huh, that's nice.

Professor, you're not even listening.

PProfessor

[still not listening] Yes, my shoes are comfortable.

[sighs] I'm going to the gift shop. [voice-over] Sometimes the Professor treats me like I'm invisible. Am I invisible? Is this my new sad super power? [gasps as she sees a goldfish novelty flashlight; speaking] A goldfish novelty flashlight. I have to have it. I need to have it. [squeals]

[She dances until she hears the car honking by the Professor]

PProfessor

Bubbles, time to get in the car before I forget you!

Forget me?

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[voice-over] Of course. It all makes sense now. Take sweet little Bubbles out on a road trip, all alone cut off from the civilized world. And when she least expects it, you ditch her at the big dinosaur. I've seen it a thousand times. No. There's too many witnesses. So where will it be? He could leave me anywhere, like the world's largest ball of yarn. Or the world's smallest ball of yarn. Or Phone Henge. Mount Plushmore. The Burrito River. No. You need somewhere dark and evil someplace like the Waffle Barn! Left alone. Forced to build my own thatched-roof cottage out of old waffles to survive. It's both shelter and food. [speaking] Well, Professor, the joke's on you. I'm not getting out of this car. No matter what.

PProfessor

[knocking on the window of the car] Bubbles, get out of the car.

[She rolled down the window]

What?!

PProfessor

We're here, Zeitgeist's gallery.

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[The TV shuts off]

What? [The electricity in the house shuts off] Bubbles, what did you do?

Nothing I know of.

PProfessor

Girls, get down!

GGirls

Professor?

[He beats up a group of pillows and jumps through the living room]

What's going on?

PProfessor

Girls, to the lab now!

[He and the girls run towards the lab door and he tries to get the password several times but gets it wrong until he gets the password right]

PProfessor

Got it.

[He and the girls went inside the lab quickly and he quickly closes the door; he sighs]

Professor, why did you beat up those pillows?

PProfessor

Girls, let me explain. [He shows the girls an image of a pillow] I have been working diligently on code name Project Slumber, the creation of the world's most comfortable pillow.

Who says science doesn't put you to sleep? Am I right, Bubbs?

[giggling] I don't get it.

[They high five]

PProfessor

The goal was to build not just a comfy cushion, but a pillow capable of independent thought one so smart that it would predict what you need and fluff itself accordingly.

Ah, science. Is there anything it can't do?

PProfessor

But something went terribly wrong. The pillow I made was too comfortable. One snuggle, and you're instantly asleep.

Well, I hate to burst your bubble, Professor, but we got a bigger problem, and her name is Spoiler Cheryl.

[The Professor grabs Buttercup]

PProfessor

Don't you understand?!

Yes! Maybe. No.

PProfessor

The pillow's escaped. It's loose in the house.

The house?! But that's where I live!

PProfessor

The pillow won't rest until we're all resting.

Oh, no! Quick! To the panic room!

We don't have a panic room, Bubbles.

Any room is a panic room if you panic hard enough. [She started panicking all through the lab]

PProfessor

Girls, it's up to us to stop the pillow before it breaks free and puts all of Townsville to sleep.

Um, you can put me down now.

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Hey, Blossom, why did the burglar mop the floor?

BDBlossom Duplicate 2

I don't know, Blossom, why?

Because he wanted to make a clean getaway!

[The Blossom Duplicates laugh]

Three times the Blossoms can only equal one thing ---- Trouble.

PProfessor

Hmm... Well, as long as the amount of daughters I have is a prime number, everything's hunky dory by me! [he turns and walks away whistling]

It's like Duplikate's ray brought all of my nightmares to life.

I don't think it's a nightmare. At least our chores are done.

[The doorbell ring from offscreen. duplicated the real Blossom goes to answer it]

I got it. [She opens the door, a man was carrying a box of puppies]

MWMan with Box of Puppies

Free puppy adoptions for the whole neighborhood!

BDBlossom Duplicate 1

No thank you! [She slams the door close, makes the man and the puppies sad]

[sadly gasp] You're right! This is a nightmare!

[All the three Blossoms' cell phones ring, they all answers]

TBThe Three Blossoms

[speaking at the same time] Yes, Mr. Mayor? Infernus is at it again? We're on our away! [they dash out]

[annoyed] Ay yi yi! Let's go Bubbles. [She floats away]

[sadly] When will this nightmare end?

[wakes up and screaming in horror.] NOOOOOOOOOO!! Whew, that was a dream.

What's up, Blossom! Blossom:[screaming in fear again]