Mayor quotes from The Powerpuff Girls (2016)

H-how did you even...

When did you...

How did you not get eaten by those monsters?

Mayor

Oh, these monsters are darling! They go nuts for my pickles! [Holding an empty jar of pickles]

So all you had to do to keep the monsters tame is feed them pickles?

Mayor

Yep! Ooh, and that was the last one.

[The monsters come back and surround the girls and the Mayor]

Okay. Time to go.

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[The hotline cellphone strated to ring]

You get it.

You get it.

You get it.

GGirls

Augh!

Okay, rock, paper, scissors. Go.

GGirls

One, two, three! [Bubbles gets scissors]

Scissors? Man, I always lose this game. [She answers the hotline cellphone] Hello? Emergency at City Hall?!

Man, I was just about to flip a 1080 off that dragon spike.

[The girls fly to City Hall and went inside the Mayor's office]

Okay, Mayor, how can we help so we can get back to our... [They see the Mayor's office now a disaster] Game? Uh, Mayor?

Looks like someone had a wicked party.

[They hear the Mayor whimpering behind his desk, and they found him behind the Mayor's desk]

Mayor? What happened? [The Mayor hands her a letter that is from Ms. Bellum and she starts reading it.] "Dear, Mayor [in Ms. Bellum's voice] By the time you read this, I'll be gone. By working as your assistant every day for the past 12 years, I have accumulated over 1,000 vacation days that I'm required to use on a 1,000-day vacation."

1,000-day vacation? Sweet.

[in Ms. Bellum's voice] "I couldn't bear to tell you face-to-face. Goodbye, Mayor. You'll do just fine." [smooch, smooch] "Ms. Bellum".

Whoa, Blossom, you do a really good Ms. Bellum impression.

Thanks! [in Ms. Bellum's voice] But apparently, it's worthless now. [She throws the letter away]

Mayor

Oh! Ms. Bellum was my everything. This may surprise you, friends, but I've grown quite dependent on Ms. Bellum.

[Scenario begins with Ms. Bellum facing the straw to the Mayor's mouth for his drink, freeing the Mayor out of the pickle jar and reading the Mayor a bedtime story; scenario ends]

Mayor

I'm already beginning to forget her face. What will I do without her?!

Yeah, that's rough. Well, got to go. Video game's calling.

[She is about to go back to the house, but Blossom stops her by the foot]

Don't worry, Mayor. We'll help you with whatever you need.

Mayor

Well, I do have a few things.

[He threw Blossom his to-do list]

This to-do list doesn't look so bad. We should be done with it by the end of the day.

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AAnnouncer

Live from the Townsville Community Theater, it's the Townsville Beauty, Talent, and All-Around, All-Inclusive Flair Pageant! With your host, the Mayor!

Mayor

Hi, everyone, remember me? I'm the Mayor! Let's welcome all our contestants in their fabulous evening wear!

AAce

Hey, we're the Gangreen Gang, and we like stealing stuff! Ha ha!

FLFuzzy Lumpkins

I'm Fuzzy Lumpkins, and I like warm baths!

Mojo Jojo

[As everyone is booing at him] It is me, it is me. No introduction necessary.

Princess Morbucks

I'm Princess Morbucks, and here's something interesting about me. [Throws money into the air] Money!

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Hi, my name is Bubbles! And I can lift this whole building over my head! [She flies outside and lifts the whole building over her head, then she puts down the building and comes back into the stage]

AAudience

Whoo! That was awesome!

And I love animals!

ZZebra

Whoo! Animals!

Mayor

Yes, indeedy. I think we can all agree that animals are pretty great!

ZZebra

[off-screen] Whoo!