Mojo Jojo quotes from The Powerpuff Girls (2016)

Mojo Jojo

This is Mojo's greatest and most evilest plan yet! You see, by posing as BrainLord, Mojo shall end the puny-puffs' trust and enter Professor Utonium's lab, where he shall find the professor's latest invention, the black hole generator! Once Mojo has gotten inside the lab, Mojo will blow up the black hole generator, creating a whirlpool that will suck the puny-puffs into an endless vortex of doom, ending them once and for all!

Mojo?!

Blossom

What are you doing here?

Mojo Jojo

Me?! This was your doing! Although I do admit... [shows his manicured fingernails] the adorable kitties were my idea.

Buttercup

Bullfighter's crying, what a bunch of dorks. Blossom: Matadorks. Buttercup: Heh, nice one. . Blossom: Ok, professor, heh, sounds great. ONE HOUR! WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?! I knew we shouldn't ate all of that candy. WE SHOULD'VE GONE TO BED EARLY! WE SHOULD'VE LISTEN TO THE PROFESSOR!! Buttercup: Huh, pipe down, captain shouta. Blossom: Sorry.

Live from the Townsville Community Theater, it's the Townsville Beauty, Talent, and All-Around, All-Inclusive Flair Pageant! With your host, the Mayor!

Mayor

Hi, everyone, remember me? I'm the Mayor! Let's welcome all our contestants in their fabulous evening wear!

Hey, we're the Gangreen Gang, and we like stealing stuff! Ha ha!

I'm Fuzzy Lumpkins, and I like warm baths!

Mojo Jojo

[As everyone is booing at him] It is me, it is me. No introduction necessary.

Princess Morbucks

I'm Princess Morbucks, and here's something interesting about me. [Throws money into the air] Money!

Mojo Jojo

You can't stop me with your silly old lady tricks! I am Mojo Jo--

Hey! [He and the other students surround Mojo] Are you picking on our grannies?

Mojo Jojo

Uh-oh.

Old Blossom

Now that's what I call an old fashioned whuppin'.

Blossom

Oh, great.

New challenger!

Blossom

Now we have to fight the Amoeba Boys?

Bubbles

The Amoeba Boys? I didn't put them in the game! [gasps] How is this possible?

Buttercup

Take that, you losers! Ha ha!

Ow!

Hey!

Bubbles

[Heads for the computer] This isn't funny, guys! If the Amoeba Boys are in "Baybee Bunnies," it means they have access to the entire Internet!

Buttercup

So what? Those dudes are beyond harmless. What damage could they possibly cause?

Come on, boys. Let's see what damage we could possibly cause.

Buy, buy, buy!

Ooh! Guess I'm the proud owner of a bunch of used cotton swabs. Hooray!

I like you a lot, Cheryl. And that's why I...

Mojo Jojo

Oh, come on! Mojo pays good money for high-speed Internet!

And that's how you make a good-luck pie. And now for the finishing touch.

Oh.

Princess Morbucks

But your lashes will only look pretty if you use the most expensive masc... [The Amoeba Boys threw the pie on Princess Morbucks' face] Ow!

Bubbles

The Amoeba Boys are headed towards the center of the Internet! If they damage the hub, it could create an E.M.P. that'll send the world back into the dark ages!

Huh?

Bubbles

It'll ruin the Internet forever!

Buttercup

So what?

Bubbles

So what?! Don't you know what this means? No one will be able to use GPS! Satellites will go off course! And worst of all, you'll lose all your special weapons in "Baybee Bunnies"!

Blossom

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Bubbles

[voice-over] I have become darkness -- it inhabits me now. Cast out by society -- shunned, rejected. I will have my vengeance. [She sees the dogs eating food from trans bins and hisses at them, then the dogs whimper and ran away] There's only one place I can go now.

Mojo Jojo

Well... this is awkward. [He serves Bubbles tea with his kitten-themed tea pot] Come now. Tell Mojo what's on your mind.

Bubbles

Well... [She sips her tea] I want to wreak vengeance on those who have forsaken me! So... I came to the only person who knows what it's like to be rejected for being hideous.

Mojo Jojo

[Gasps] Mojo is not hideous! He is at least a solid... eight.

Bubbles

Okay, the point is, we can team up. I could be your evil acolyte.

Mojo Jojo

Nope. Sorry, Mojo operates solo. He has no room for sidekicks.

Bubbles

Um... You have bunk beds.

Mojo Jojo

Curse that aggressive salesman!

Bubbles

So what do you say?

Mojo Jojo

Hmm. Very well. We shall wreak havoc on this forsaken Townsville. And maybe even destroy those accursed Powerpuff Girls. [Laughs maniacally until he stops]

Bubbles

What did you say?

Mojo Jojo

Oh, uh -- nothing.

Mojo Jojo

Chelsea, crush the last Puny Puff Gir! And her dopey unicorn friend.

Okey dokey, artichoke.

Bubbles

You can't destroy us or our friendship!

Donny

And I don't know where I am!

[Reveals that her face is a robot; in deep robotic voice] Donny was never your BFF.

Bubbles

Yes he is! And I've got the spoon to prove it!

That stupid spoon won't save you now.

Playtime is over.