Bubbles, the bus is about to leave.
Whoa. How'd that horse get loose?
Buttercup, this isn't a horse, it's my magical, mystical best friend unicorn.
[Blossom and Buttercup look at each other]
I hate to break it to you, Bubbles, but that's no unicorn, that's a plain ol' pony.
No way. Ponies have shorter legs. It's a colt.
Either way, it's definitely not a unicorn, it's just...
[She takes off the fake horn]
[As Donny begins to waver, he starts to speak]
DonnyWell excuse me! I may not have a horn, but I do have a heart! and in that heart, I know I'm a beautiful unicorn!
GGirls
[gasps] You can talk?
Donny
Yes, I can talk. But who cares? I'll never be anymore than just Donny the Wannabecorn.
Gee, Bubbles, I don't know.
Well, I suppose I could try and turn him into a unicorn using the transmorgrifying ray I just happened to finish this afternoon, but it hasn't been properly tested.
Professor, he needs this. I NEED THIS!!!!
Well, it's up to you, Donny. Is there something you want to try?
Donny
As long as my BFF Bubbles says it's a good idea, I am down. [fist pumps Bubbles] Completely trust you, brah.
I've detailed you a comprehensive list of possible risks and side effects from this procedure.
Donny
Okay.
I need you to be aware of all the consequences.
Donny
Yep!
This is your body, and it's a serious choice.
Donny
Got it!
Thoroughly weigh your options.
Donny
Uh-huh.
As you read through this document in it's entirety.
[Donny gets out of a very long contract]
Donny
Eh, I skimmed it.
[He signs the contract with a horseshoe mark on the signature line; Cut to the lab]
Donny
This is gonna be the best day of my life! Thank you Bubbles!
All right, girls, vision-safety time.
[They put on their welding helmets, and the Professor zaps Donny with the transmorgrifying ray. As they took off their welding helmets, Donny has huge bunny ears]
Donny
So? How beautiful am I?
You look very majestical.
Honestly, that's not as bad as I thought it was gonna be.
Donny
Oh, man. I feel different already. [Huge sharp teeth grew out of his mouth] AAH!
[He starts to mutate into a monster]
Donny
BUBBLES, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME?!
Donny
NO!!! [He destroys the transmorgrifying ray] I HATE SCIENCE!!! [He storms out of the lab and wanders into the city]
Wait! Donny, come back! [She flies after Donny]
Okay. Now it's as bad I thought it was gonna be.
How could you hate science?
That's what you got out of that?
[Donny comes back to the house, turns on the light and sees an angry Bubbles on her robe, has curlers on her hair and green cream on her face as he screams]
And just where have you been?
Donny
Oh, it's you, Bubbles. What's that on your face?
I'm minimizing my pores. But don't change the subject. I've been shooting you mad texts all day. And no answer?
Donny
I was busy. I went to see Space Towtruck On Ice with Chelsea.
Donny
You've been acting weird lately.
Donny
You know, Chelsea invited us to sleep over, but if you're gonna keep acting all jelly, I'm just gonna go alone.
Fine. Go to Chelsea's. See if I care.
[Scene cuts to the girls' room where Blossom and Buttercup are in their bed hearing the argument downstairs]
Donny
[offscreen] Fine. I will.
[offscreen] Fine. You do that.
Sounds like it's going all right.
Donny
[offscreen] Fine!
[Scene cuts back to the living room]
And, as far as I'm concerned, I don't have a BFF anymore. Here's what I think of our friendship.
[She bends the spoon in front of Donny's face, then he gasps and he begins to walk away]
Donny
You know what, Bubbles? If that's how you really feel, then have a good night, Worst Friend Forever.
Chelsea, crush the last Puny Puff Gir! And her dopey unicorn friend.
CChelsea
Okey dokey, artichoke.
You can't destroy us or our friendship!
Donny
And I don't know where I am!
CChelsea
[Reveals that her face is a robot; in deep robotic voice] Donny was never your BFF.
Yes he is! And I've got the spoon to prove it!
CChelsea
That stupid spoon won't save you now.
[She fires heart laser beams at them, but Bubbles holds the spoon, then the laser beams lands on the spoon to make them aim at Chelsea and they destroy Chelsea completely and her robotic head rolls to Mojo]
CChelsea
Playtime is over.
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