[The girls are captured by Toni, a spaghetti squash monster, after taking all of his candy]
TToni
How dare you steal all my candy?!
BlossomButtercup, the sign said, "Take one."
What? Oh, I thought it meant take one basket.
TToni
Oh, don't even try pulling that one. You knew very well what it meant.
Please, Mr. Very Strong Yellow Pumpkin Monster.
TToni
Excuse you?! I am not a pumpkin monster. I'm a spaghetti squash, the most neglected squash of Halloween. Oh, I hate those pumpkins so much. It's always pumpkin pie, pumpkin latte, take your pumpkin to prom!
Wait, so you're not a pumpkin?
TToni
Of course I'm not! You three are about to find out just how scary a spaghetti squash can be. I'm going to crush you into next year's Halloween candy! [Laughs evilly]
Yeah right. You're not that scary.
TToni
What? Yes, I am. No one is scarier than me!
Blossom
Okay. Well, then if that's true, nothing should scare you not even the scariest story on the planet, which we happen to know, right girls?
Blossom
Look, if we can scare you with one of our stories, will you let us go?
TToni
Hmm, okay. But if it's not scary, it's crush city.
Yo, Steve! You come to watch the Battle of the Bands?
SSteve
Actually I came here to win the Battle of the Bands.
[Buttercup gasps as a bass is playing in the background, which turn out to be Blossom playing her bass until she stops]
Blossom
My bad!
Dude, what gives?! I thought you gave me this guitar so I could win.
SSteve
Ha. I didn't give it to you. In fact, it's time for you to pay up, Buttercup.
Pay up?! I don't have any money!
Blossom
Buttercup, what's going on?
SSteve
Oh, I don't need money. All I need is a drummer. [He snaps his fingers to transport Bubbles to his side] And a bassist. [He snaps his fingers]
Blossom
Buttercup! [She gets transported by Steve to his side] No strings attached, huh?
Steve, what's going on here?
SSteve
Hey, man, you made a deal. I gave you the guitar, and now your sisters are part of my band.
[Steve reveals himself that he is Him in disguise]
HHim
Forever! [Laughs maniacally]
[As she flies to beat up Him, Him uses his guitar to blast her to a drum set]
Blossom
Ugh, dang it, Buttercup! I knew you did something bad to get that guitar!
All right, Blossom. You need to stop and think things through before you rush to judgment.
Blossom
Me think things through?! You were the one who...
HHim
If you're going to be in my band, you're going to have to sing like me!
Blossom
What are you... [Her voice changes to make it sound like Him's voice] ...talking about?
Leave us alone... [Her voice changes to make it sound like Him's voice] ...you big meanie! [gasps]
HHim
Now, let's go win this, Jampyres. Ta-ta, Buttercup! Enjoy your solo career.
[Him, Blossom and Bubbles get transported to the center of the stage]
Blossom
Professor, what you did was reckless. You could have gotten hurt.
UProfessor Utonium
Blossom...
I got to agree with Ribbon Head. First, you sprain your wrist a little, and the next thing you know bam! Shark attack! I've seen it a million times.
UProfessor Utonium
Okay, Buttercup, I I don't think you understand. Sharks live in the ocean.
Professor, I don't want you to get eaten by a shark.
Blossom
The point is you need to be more careful.
UProfessor Utonium
Oh, girls, that's very sweet, but I can take care of myself. Now, if you'll just excuse me, I need to get another bandage. [He bumps into a wall] Ooh! Oops. [chuckles] Silly me. Geez. [As he is going down to the basement, he falls down the stairs and a glass shattering sound is heard.] Oops! Silly stairs! Heh.
This is the worst croque madame sandwich ever!
[She throws the croque sandwich at the Professor]
Blossom
[groans] She'll never be a good person.
Bloss, give it a rest already. You've been trying to train her for six hours.
Blossom
Okay, let's do this one more time. Let's say it's Bubbles' birthday.
Ugh! Again, Bubbles, it's not your actual birthday. We're just pretending.
Blossom
Now, take this gift. [She starts to unwrap the gift] No, no, no, no! Take the present and give it to Bubbles.
Wait. What was that word? Guh-ive?
Blossom
You know "give." Like, how I just gave that present to you.
Oh, yeah. Thanks for that. [She starts to unwrap the gift again]
Blossom
Ugh! Forget it! I don't even know why I tried! You're so selfish! Ugh! I'll be in my room.
Poor people are so sensitive.
Hey! What happened to Fitzmaurice Hill?
[They see that Fitzmaurice Hill is now a yeti ski resort for yetis only]
Blossom
A Yeti ski resort?
[Yetis chuckling as they are having a good time at their ski resort]
So our hill's been overrun by Yetis?
Blossom
I'm sure it's fine, Buttercup. There's plenty of room for all of us. Oof! [She bumps into a Yeti Bouncer who is guarding the entrance]
YBYeti Bouncer
Sorry, there isn't plenty of room for you. You're gonna have to get off the mountain. It's a Yeti resort now.
Oh, yeah?! Well, I'm gonna resort to kicking your butt, furball!
[She is about to beat up the Yeti Bouncer, but Blossom stops her]
Blossom
No, Buttercup, it's not worth it. We'll find someplace else to sled.
[Buttercup growls, then the girls float away]
YBYeti Bouncer
[chuckles] Tiny people.
Man, I hate these snobby Yetis! I wish they'd all just go back to whatever snowball they came from.
Yeah, I wish we could get rid of this snow. Then maybe they'd leave, and we can bring spring back.
[Blossom stops, sees a flower sprouting from the snow, and she goes to the flower]
Blossom
I wish I could bring spring back, too. [She uses her ice breath that freezes the flower]
Blossom
[coughs as Bubbles and Buttercup float above Blossom and look at her angrily with their arms crossed] Oh. That was supposed to be a personal moment.
Blossom! It was you the whole time?!
We thought it was the effects of climate change!
Blossom
I-i didn't want to. I was just so nervous about answering Jared Shapiro's note, and I needed extra time to think about it, so I made the snow day last a little longer.
Blossom
But you guys like the snow. It's a win-win for everyone.
Blossom
I'm sorry! But, honestly, the Yetis may be annoying, but they are not monsters.
[A roaring sound is heard from a distance and it turns out to be Zack Butthead sledding down a hill]
[They see all of the alternate dimension versions of the citizens of Townsville surrounding the girls]
Blossom
What are all these people doing here?
ADAlternate Dimension Mayor
Hey, girls. Where are you going?
Blossom
We're going home, Bizarro Mayor!
ADAlternate Dimension Professor
What do you mean? You are home!
MMMysterious Man
[As he appears from the sky with the swingset] That's right! This is the perfect home for everyone! You can stay forever.
[The Mysterious Man turns out to be Allegro]
AAllegro
And ever! [giggles as he swings over the swingset]
AAllegro
That's right! It's me everyone's favorite party bear! Yay!
Allegro, what are you up to?
AAllegro
Allegro needed your energy to grow big and strong again! So, he made a perfect little Townsville for you to live in while he soaked it up. You have to stay here forever! And ever and ever and ever.
[The crowd walks closer to the girls]
Blossom
Uh-oh. What do we do? I don't want to punch people we know!
ADAlternate Dimension Mayor
[As he grabs Blossom] Yay, Blossom! Why don't you stay a while?
Blossom
I take it back, start punching!
[Bubbles punches the alternate dimension version of the Mayor and it reveals that the Mayor is a party animal in disguise]
[Buttercup punches another alternate dimension version of another citizen and it reveals that the citizen is another party animal in disguise]
[The girls keep punching the alternate dimension versions of the citizens, revealing that they are party animals in disguise]
What the heck is going on here?
Blossom
They're Allegro's party army in disguise!
AAllegro
It's party time!
Blossom
Girls, we have to get to the swingset!
[Bubbles is partying with Allegro's party army until she stops]
Blossom
Let's end this party!
[They fly to punch Allegro off the swingset, but they are blocked by the alternate dimension version of the Professor]
ADAlternate Dimension Professor
Girls! Don't go back to that other professor! He never lets you do anything! You'll just get punished! Stay with me Professor Fun-tonium!
The professor just doesn't want us to get hurt!
Blossom
Yeah! That's what a real father does.
[The girls punched the alternate dimension version of the Professor and it reveals that the Professor is another party animal in disguise]
Blossom
Girls, now!
AAllegro
You girls are making a big mistake. [The girls punched him off the swingset] Oof! Whoo! [He lands hardly on the ground]
Blossom
Swing!
[The girls swing to hit Allegro]
AAllegro
Aww, why don't you like my party? Oof! [The girls hit him and a small group of his party army disappeared] Boy, that really hurt! Eep! [The girls hit him again and another small group of his party army disappeared] But we're gonna have cake! Oof! [The girls hit him one last time, and he explodes into a small blue bear, and the rest of his party army disappeared] You guys are always ruining my party.
Blossom
Swing as hard as you can, girls all the way over!
GGirls
Whoo-hoo! [The girls use their powers to swing all the way over back to the real world]
Blossom
Ooh! You're building a biome for science class? Which one did you get, Bubbles?
Blossom
You mean the taiga? The largest biome in the world, towering Russian and Canadian forests, the toast of sub-Siberia?
[An egg drops into the table, then another egg drops into Bubbles' cup, splatting her drink all over her face]
Too bad you're not in my science class, Bubbs. We're studying the egg drop.
[She throws another egg into Bubbles' cup]
Blossom
Buttercup, the point of the egg-drop project is to drop the egg without breaking it.
Says you. Ha! [she throws the eggs at the cabinet door]
[She puts a tiny tree on the biome] And perfect! [The tiny tree falls down] Aw. Blossom, will you help me? My biome project is due tomorrow.
Blossom
Bubbles, I would be honored! I will make it my top priority after school today.
Blossom
Hey, Blossom, why did the burglar mop the floor?
BDBlossom Duplicate 2
I don't know, Blossom, why?
Blossom
Because he wanted to make a clean getaway!
[The Blossom Duplicates laugh]
Three times the Blossoms can only equal one thing ---- Trouble.
Hmm... Well, as long as the amount of daughters I have is a prime number, everything's hunky dory by me! [he turns and walks away whistling]
It's like Duplikate's ray brought all of my nightmares to life.
I don't think it's a nightmare. At least our chores are done.
[The doorbell ring from offscreen. duplicated the real Blossom goes to answer it]
Blossom
I got it. [She opens the door, a man was carrying a box of puppies]
MWMan with Box of Puppies
Free puppy adoptions for the whole neighborhood!
BDBlossom Duplicate 1
No thank you! [She slams the door close, makes the man and the puppies sad]
[sadly gasp] You're right! This is a nightmare!
[All the three Blossoms' cell phones ring, they all answers]
TBThe Three Blossoms
[speaking at the same time] Yes, Mr. Mayor? Infernus is at it again? We're on our away! [they dash out]
[annoyed] Ay yi yi! Let's go Bubbles. [She floats away]
[sadly] When will this nightmare end?
Blossom
[wakes up and screaming in horror.] NOOOOOOOOOO!! Whew, that was a dream.
What's up, Blossom! Blossom:[screaming in fear again]
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